跪求一篇关于大学生活有关的英文4人短剧

True meaning of college life 旁白一：What’s the true meaning of the life? This question is hovering in my mind when I entered the college 。

（多镜头切换，从不同视角拍主角在在操场行走） 生活的真正意义是什么？当我迈进大学开始，这个问题就在我的脑海盘旋。（开始回忆最开始进入大学的时候） I still remember that day when I came here first day.（提 着行李箱，站在南门，抬头着校门对大学充满了期望） As time goes by, I feel more and more confused about the college life. Because this problem has been bothering me for long. I try my best to find the answer, but everybody has his own feeling. 我仍然记得我第一天来到这里的情形。

时光流逝，我对于大学生活越来越困惑。这个问题困 扰我很久了，我尽我所能的去寻找答案，但是人人都有自己的理解。

Scene 1 第一人：旁白：Hey, guy, may I ask what university life is like in your mind？ 同学，请问你心中的大学生活是什么样子的？ A: well, speaking of university life, it should be rich. In my opinion, we shouldn ‘ t waste the time. What we should do is to make good use of every minute. What ‘ more, young as we are, university life should be filled with passion. We should go out for the outside world, experiencing something new. A ：奥，大学生活啊，应该是充实的。在我看来，不应该任时间被浪费掉。

应该充分利用每 一分钟。其次，对于年轻人而言，大学生活还应该是富有激情的。

我们要多出去见识一下世 面，多闯荡闯荡。B:I rarely surf the Internet in my daily life, sometimes I just do for some profiles and current affair s. In my opinion,I think we should go out for a walk more, rather than stay in the dormitory, chat on the Internet, see some bad idol *,look at this book,it is very wonderful and amazing,i t is useful. I’ve been appealed to * .I am so sorry, It is time for listening. 翻译：我平时很少上网，偶尔上网也是为了查查资料，了解时事而已啦。

在我看来，我们应 该多出去走走，而不是天天呆在宿舍，上网聊天，看些乱七八糟的偶像剧。看看这本书，它 非常的精彩，也非常的有用。

我已经被它深深的吸引了。哦，非常抱歉，我该练习听力了！第三人：旁白：hey, guy, what are you doing? C: studying of course, what else will you do, if you don ‘ t study on campus? Shit! Stand by please, I ‘ m very busy. Don ‘ t bother me, OK? Come on! Come on! Come on! Oh my GOD! OK! OK! Take it easy. Frankly speaking, as an adult, what the most important is enjoying yourself here and now. We have no time before we really go to work. Don’t you think so? C ：当然是在学习吗！来大学不学习，那是来干什么的！第四人：D: Stupid Cunt! College isn ‘ t the ivory tower that you have imagined! College is bridge which relates us to society. College students are supposed to take a knowledge for the society in advance and get out for the outside world!(QQ 声音响起)Oh ,It is high time that I talked about the practical job. Don’t bother me. 旁白二：Having listened to all the answer, life is becoming more vast and hazy for me. I think it is not what I want. What exactly university life is like; I cannot wait for a second to find out the answer. I want to get more. 在听了他们的答案后，我对生活更加迷茫。

我想这不是我要的答案。那大学生活打底应该想 什么样啊？我等不及了，我想知道更多的答案。

Scene 2 E: Now I am finally experiencing the university which I have been dreaming for a long time! I have dreamt about the university life is this？ （ 早上9 点才起床，伸懒腰，戴上眼镜。在床上完了一会手机，一晃就10 点半啦。

慢吞吞的 下床，继续打游戏） E: However, now this is like： （ 凌晨5 点半起床，匆匆忙忙起床，在电脑上查阅资料，写作业，一直重复这样的工作直到12 点，才缓缓地上床睡觉。F: Now that we have come to university, I thought it would be like this: But actually： （ 与美女擦肩邂逅，共同学习，约会；实际上，碰了一个哥们儿，成为了好基友） 旁白三：My d ormitory mates don’t give me the answer. I would figure out my life. I would catch the true meaning of the college life. 我的室友没有给我答案。

我想自己去追寻生活，我自己去找寻真谛。Scene 3 C: Hi! Did you see the recruitment of a variety of parttime job? It sounds nice！ 嗨，你看到了很多兼职在招人吗？听上去不错额！D: I saw that! There would be a lot of little posters around the university, says “ Recruitment ……100 Yuan an hour.” I have just done plenty of parttime jobs, such as a private tutor, a laptop salesman, a KFC salesman and so on. Let me see, oh, adding up to five .I think that I could make much money. 我看见了。

校园里到处都是很多小广告，上面写着“招聘 …… 一小时100 元”我已经找了很 多兼职了，比如家教，电脑销售员，肯德基服务员等等。让我想想，加起来有5 个吧。

我想 这可以转不少的。

校园英语短剧

我们班刚演过 ，获得了系里一等奖（孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本） 焦仲卿johnny(jforshort) 刘兰芝lunch(lforshort) 焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort) 刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort) 太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort) 强盗burglars(abandc) prologue 序幕 （j作被打状跑上台，内砸出一卷纸筒，j被打中，狼狈不堪） j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger，（小声）while my wife is wusong. 译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。

（指着上台处的门大声道）i’m not afraid of you！ 译：我才不怕你呢！ （内砸出一脸盆，j接住当成盾牌护着头）then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the * is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell！ 译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。

我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！ （内又砸出一卷纸筒，击中j） my god! who can help me？（下） 译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？ act1 第一幕 （序幕结束时，jm作窃听状） jm（拄拐棍上）：i can！ （对门内）lunch! lunch! where are you? l（扎着围裙，拿着锅铲，从门内跳出来）：i’m here! what’s up ,mum? jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”. l:* most beautiful graceful and dearest motherinlaw, what’s up? jm:since you married my son you have be havedso * have been so rude, so brusque,so lazy…… l:but…… jm:never interrupt me! l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and…… jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson! l（生气地挥动着锅铲）：oh,you want a grandson,don’t you？（开始解围裙）go and ask your son. i’m leaving！（扯下围裙，扔在jm的脸上，下） act2 (lm坐在台上打毛线，l拿着锅铲上) l:mum, i’m back! lm:you are back?why?what happened? l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–inlaw. lm（惊讶，但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情）：see! i have already told you! when you insisted on marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen to me. look at yourself…… l:but,mum…… lm:never interrupt me! l:mum,i’m not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and i’ll marry whomever you want me to. lm（大喜）：nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the * said:“if your daughter haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ‘ll go and tell him.（下） l（惊愕）：what? the mayor’s son?the most famous playboy in the neighborhood？ （手中的锅 铲掉在地上）what a silly thing i have done！（下） act3 (j睡眼惺忪上) j（边走边道）：lunch! lunch! where are mysocks？ （走了几步，在地上捡起袜子）here they are！（闻一下） er! how smelly! they are still dirty！ （突然想起）lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself. （他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来）oh,i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast！（捡起地上的围 裙）this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself. jm（上）：where’s my breakfast? where’slunch?hasn’t she got up yet? j:mum, can’t you remember?lunch has gone! jm（沉吟片刻）：well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an ice girl,go and take her back! j（立正敬礼）：yes madam! act4 (j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗) a:hey you!stop and listen to us! the road is built by me！（抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上） b:and i planted one tree！（亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上） c:if you want to go by this street（欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚） ab&c:give us all your money! j（搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币）：is 1mao enough？ （三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量） a:what bad luck! this guy is broken! b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight! c:i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next * can go and rob the wedding! a&b:good idea! j（惊讶）：what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible! ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple! j:but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet！ （突然有了主意）i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’tyou? i’ll go 。

急求校园英语短剧

Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精 B1:B变成的村姑 B2:B变成的太婆 B3:B变化成的老头 N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E： （摸出，递给S）S: Look,master （凑近T）………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me（伸手拿回）T： （缩手）I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E： （递）*…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more！（坐）My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what（凶相）？E： （软禁）I will help you catch fleas（跳蚤）.S: Hm!T：（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a *,do you have any idea?S: No problem！（安装）（B已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is…..？S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye！（走）T: Let’s play cards！（三人开始打牌）音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.（变成B1）B1： （接近三人，望着）Can I join you?T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1： （在一旁观看）Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb？（打出）B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……，Lady,you are a masterhand. Come in and teach me！（准备开电网门）S： （回来，看见B1）Oh,monster！（上前就打）B1： （倒）Ah……T： （气愤）Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense！（深呼吸）S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late！（唱）Once more……you open the door…（泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱）S: Please,Please,oh,no……（痛苦抱头）T： （呛住，咳）Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B： （真身出现）Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson！（变成太婆）B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter？。

（连忙挡住地尸体）No,sorry！（陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡）S： （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master？（扶T）J: Look，（伸食指）how many?T:Two…..（晕乎乎地）Sun Wukong, game over！（变成B3）B3： （看到B1,B2尸体）Oh….，my daughter, my wife! Who did it？！！（哭喊）S: I’ll kill you, monster！（打）T： （想阻止，未及）You,you。..（险些晕，E,J扶住 ）You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S： （悲，离去）（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is。

。.T: Scratch! Don’t mention that guy any more!B： （出现） Ha,ha,ha！（三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走）T： （惊）You are。

。B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B： （抓住T）I’ll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha。

。S： （悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕）A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can’t understand。

。What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S： （沉默）。

。.Monkey’s intuition（直觉）N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?S; Ah。

。you are too late ,Nezha！（对T）I’ve called the police.N： （摇醒B）You are under arrest .（出示证件）You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law！（带走B）T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I’m sorry（小声）S: What?T: I’m sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I。

。am。

。sorry。

..(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）T: Let’s go guys！（ 歌）S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah。

Ah。

Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder wh。

英语搞笑短剧剧本

我们班刚演过 ，获得了系里一等奖（孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本） 虽然人物多了一个，可以有群众演员嘛 焦仲卿johnny(jforshort) 刘兰芝lunch(lforshort) 焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort) 刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort) 太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort) 强盗burglars(abandc) prologue 序幕（j作被打状跑上台，内砸出一卷纸筒，j被打中，狼狈不堪） j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger，（小声）while my wife is wusong.译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。

（指着上台处的门大声道）i’m not afraid of you！译：我才不怕你呢！（内砸出一脸盆，j接住当成盾牌护着头）then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the * is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell！译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。

我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！（内又砸出一卷纸筒，击中j） my god! who can help me？（下） 译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？act1 第一幕（序幕结束时，jm作窃听状） jm（拄拐棍上）：i can！（对门内）lunch! lunch! where are you?l（扎着围裙，拿着锅铲，从门内跳出来）：i’m here! what’s up ,mum?jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”.l:* most beautiful graceful and dearest motherinlaw, what’s up?jm:since you married my son you have be havedso * have been so rude, so brusque,so lazy…… l:but…… jm:never interrupt me!l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and…… jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!l（生气地挥动着锅铲）：oh,you want a grandson,don’t you？（开始解围裙）go and ask your son. i’m leaving！（扯下围裙，扔在jm的脸上，下） act2(lm坐在台上打毛线，l拿着锅铲上) l:mum, i’m back!lm:you are back?why?what happened?l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–*（惊讶，但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情）：see! i have already told you! when you insisted on marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen to me. look at yourself…… l:but,mum…… lm:never interrupt me!l:mum,i’m not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and i’ll marry whomever you want me *（大喜）：nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the * said:“if your daughter haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ‘ll go and tell him.（下） l（惊愕）：what? the mayor’s son?the most famous playboy in the neighborhood？ （手中的锅 铲掉在地上）what a silly thing i have done！（下） act3(j睡眼惺忪上) j（边走边道）：lunch! lunch! where are mysocks？（走了几步，在地上捡起袜子）here they are！（闻一下） er! how smelly! they are still dirty！（突然想起）lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself.（他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来）oh,i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast！（捡起地上的围 裙）this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and *（上）：where’s my breakfast? where’slunch?hasn’t she got up yet?j:mum, can’t you remember?lunch has gone!jm（沉吟片刻）：well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an ice girl,go and take her back!j（立正敬礼）：yes madam!act4(j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗) a:hey you!stop and listen to us!the road is built by me！（抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上） b:and i planted one tree！（亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上） c:if you want to go by this street（欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚） ab&c:give us all your money!j（搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币）：is 1mao enough？（三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量） a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!c:i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next * can go and rob the wedding!a&b:good idea!j（惊讶）：what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible!ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!j:but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet！（突然有了主意）i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don。

大学英语课上的小短剧,三分钟,四个人,题目是关于日常大学生活

《不屈的生命》校园励志话剧剧本 人物：艾新（美院学生）、女青年、中年男子、美院院长 开场：艾新坐在舞台中央，旁边一张醒目的招牌：免费画像。

艾新抱着一块画板，耳朵上夹着一支铅笔，低 头沉思着什么。 场外音：某星期天下午，市中心广场。

一面容忧愁的女士走过来，想要坐下，又有些犹豫。艾新抬起头，微笑着请女士坐下，她才很勉强地坐下了 ，并下意识地捋了一下有些乱的头发，显得有些局促不安。

艾新示意她放松，随后将画板搁在自己的双腿上 ，取下耳朵上的铅笔，开始作画，他画画的动作很洒脱，透出专业和自信。 艾新：你好象很不开心？ 女士：你怎么知道？ 艾新：我是学画画的，这点观察力还是有的。

女士：（有点想哭）我不开心和你有什么关系？ 艾新：对，本来我们之间是没有什么关系，我只是希望我看到的每个人都能快快乐乐的。 女士：（略为所动，但还是有些犹豫，良久）那，那我问你一个问题？ 艾新：你问吧！ 女士：你，你觉得我是不是――长得――特别难看？（又捋了捋头发，很紧张地等待着回答，显然这个答案 对她来说很重要） 艾新：不，谁说的？谁这么没有眼光？你蛮好看的。

女士：（发自内心的一笑，但马上又收起笑容）你骗我！ 艾新：我没有骗你，你长得真的很有特点，很象一幅很有名的油画里的女子，尤其是眼神，那种淡淡的忧郁 ，有一种飘忽不定的高贵的气质。太象了，哦！想起来了，是陈易飞的一幅油画，名字叫《忧郁的秋天》，画的是一位美丽的女子，凭窗而望，思念远方的心上人。

就因为那眼神，这幅画还获得过国际大奖呢？ 女士：是吗？（从包里翻出一面小镜子，顾影自怜起来，很快又收起来）你是美院的学生吧？ 艾新：是啊，我是美术学院的 女士：搞艺术的就是不一样，看东西就比一般人准！ 艾新：呵，过奖过奖！ 女士：其实我――我一直是一个很自卑的人，害怕与别人交往。 艾新：那又何必呢？其实每个人都有自己的闪光之处，只是有些人的明显，比如漂亮的脸蛋，匀称的身材，有些人的优点隐藏在他们的外表之后，比如善良的品行、平和的性格，优雅的气质……我倒觉得后者更为持 久更为可贵。

女士：话虽这么说，可是世人的眼光…… 艾新：为什么要去管别人的眼光呢？你的生命是你自己的！ 艾新已经将画完成，但并没有马上将画交给女士。 艾新：我有个请求？ 女士：啊？什么请求？ 艾新：你可以把这幅画送给我吗？要不，我再给你画一张？ 女士：（赶快抢过画）那可不行！（拿着画细细地端详着，不觉会心地一笑，自言自语：真的很好看呢。

慢 慢将画卷好，将手背在身后，咬着嘴角）谢谢你啊！ 艾新：不用客气！ 女士：那，那再见！（踏着轻快的步伐离去） 艾欣：再见 望着远去的女士，艾新有陷入沉思，似乎自己也有什么心事。 一男子出场。

一边走一边打着手机 男子：什么？他们突然不签了！损失了多少？一百多万？（一只手在头上挠着）什么？银行的张行长又来催 帐了？最迟这个月底？妈呀，这笔生意没做成，到月底哪儿弄钱去！好好好，你自个儿看着办吧，别来烦我 ！（关上手机，走了两步，手机又响了）喂，找谁？打错了！（生气地关掉，马上又响了）你有病……哦！老婆啊！（声音变得柔和起来）你在哪儿？在纽约啊，好好，什么！在纽约？老婆你别开玩笑了，我现在烦 着呢！没开玩笑！？（愕然）你在那儿干吗？你不是去上海的同学家了吗？怎么转眼就到了英国了，啊？美 国。什么？你说大声点！我听不清楚，祝我幸福？祝我――幸福（失魂落魄地，差一点倒下，艾欣赶紧过去 扶着他） 艾新：先生，你没事吧？你先坐会？ 男子：坐会？哦，坐会，是该――坐会了。

（坐下，双眼发直） 艾新：你怎么样？不要紧吧？（男子摸着额头，神情木然） 艾新：先生你坐直了，我给你画张像吧， 不收钱的。 男子：画像？哦，画像，画吧，年轻人，就给我画张――画张遗像吧！（往椅子后背上一躺，双眼紧闭） 艾新：先生你可真会开玩笑！ 这时，一位学者模样的老人悄悄地站在他们旁边，看着艾新画画。

艾新：（开始画画）哎，先生你的长相，挺奇怪的，头部的比例好象，好象不大对呀。 男子：（睁开眼）不对！我今天到底是怎么啦？！公司跨了，老婆跑了，现在连我的长相也不对！呵呵！好 啊，好，不对就不对吧！反正活着也没有什么意思了。

艾新：先生你别着急，你听我慢慢给你分析，我们搞美术的都知道一种说法，就是三庭五眼。所谓三庭就是 说从人的发际到眉心，从眉心到鼻底，从鼻底到下巴，长度是相等的。

但你看看，你的发际到眉心那一段，就是额头，是不是明显地比其他两段长一些…… 男子：（急忙打断）那又怎么样？ 艾新：我研究过曾国藩关于相面的一本传世奇书《冰鉴》，按照上面的说法，这样的人大都聪慧敏捷，才智 过人，但前半生都浮沉不定，尤其到了而立之年，还要遭受巨大的变故，事业和婚姻都可能出现大的危机啊 ！ 男子：（又闭上眼，向后一仰，下意识地摸着自己的额头）难怪啊！我就老觉得这大脑门儿不对劲，（站起 朝着艾新）你说我爸妈怎么就给我这样一个大脑门儿呢？ 艾新：我还没有说完呢，书上还说，在这场大。

校园英语短剧剧本

And It Was So 于是情况就变成了这样prolusion: Ladies and gentlemen, do you believe in God? Today we are going to tell a story about the *teller: Long ,long ago there was a goddess. She created the mule.(and the goddess pointed the mule, the mule began to move. The mule look around)Mule: who am I?Goddess: (smile)My dear, you will be a *:Mule? What’s that?Goddess: That’s your name. And you should work whole day *: What shall I eat? You know whatever we do, we needs *s: Grass. But I think you will be foolish. And you will live for 50 *:No, No ,No. 50 is too long for me to * you give me no more than *teller: The Goddess thought for a *s: Er. Yes. That’s all *: thank you. I’ll try my best to finish *teller: And it was so. The next day, the goddess created a *s: You will be a dog, my *: You mean a watchdog?Goddess: That’s right. How clever you are!Dog: But I didn’t want to be a watchdog. It’s so boringGoddess: No, my dear. You will find it interesting. You will be a good friend with your master. And you will be submissive, *: OK. What should I eat then? You know, my dear Goddess everyone need to *s: You will eat his table *: That’s terrible! How long will I like to be this?Goddess: About 25 *teller: The dog didn’t feel well, so he said to her *: Oh, my dear goddess. I’m only a watchdog. 25 years is too long for me to live. Neither the watchdog or the other kinds of dogs need it. Please take 10 years *s: Er, *teller: And it was so. The following days, Goddess created a *s: You are a monkey You are so clever. You shall swing from one tree to another, acting *: You mean I shall do acrobatic show to people and give them *s: And you will live for 20 *: Sorry, I didn’t catch what you said. You mean 20 years?Goddess: Yes. Monkey: Good heavens! It’s heavy enough. Please give me only ten years to do that. Story teller: And it was so. Finally, she created human being. He is the luckiest being that have ever been *s: You are a woman. The greatest being in the * are different from any other kind of *: Thank you. By the way, why am I greatest?Goddess: You have brain. You can think over problem and difficulty. But you must change the world into peace, beautiful and *: I will take your *s: But you will live for 20 *: 20 years is so little that I can’t do more things by myself. It’s *s: You are telling the truth. I will give you 20 years that the mule refused, the 15 years that the dog *: I’m genuinely sorry that it isn’t more. Goddess: Oh, I think I should give you 10 years that the monkey *teller: And it was so. God made human being to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 20 years like a mule working carrying heavy loads on his back.(shoulder) Then, he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house for its protection and eating the leftovers; then, in his old age, to live 10 years as a monkey, acting strange to amuse his grandchildren.。

高分急求：一个校园英文短剧 10分钟左右的 5~9人

孔雀东南飞焦仲卿johnny(jforshort) 刘兰芝lunch(lforshort) 焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort) 刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort) 太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort) 强盗burglars(abandc) prologue 序幕 （j作被打状跑上台，内砸出一卷纸筒，j被打中，狼狈不堪） j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger，（小声）while my wife is wusong. 译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。

（指着上台处的门大声道）i’m not afraid of you！ 译：我才不怕你呢！ （内砸出一脸盆，j接住当成盾牌护着头）then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the * is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell！ 译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。

我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！ （内又砸出一卷纸筒，击中j） my god! who can help me？（下） 译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？ act1 第一幕 （序幕结束时，jm作窃听状） jm（拄拐棍上）：i can！ （对门内）lunch! lunch! where are you? l（扎着围裙，拿着锅铲，从门内跳出来）：i’m here! what’s up ,mum? jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”. l:* most beautiful graceful and dearest motherinlaw, what’s up? jm:since you married my son you have be havedso * have been so rude, so brusque,so lazy…… l:but…… jm:never interrupt me! l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and…… jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson! l（生气地挥动着锅铲）：oh,you want a grandson,don’t you？（开始解围裙）go and ask your son. i’m leaving！（扯下围裙，扔在jm的脸上，下） act2 (lm坐在台上打毛线，l拿着锅铲上) l:mum, i’m back! lm:you are back?why?what happened? l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–inlaw. lm（惊讶，但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情）：see! i have already told you! when you insisted on marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen to me. look at yourself…… l:but,mum…… lm:never interrupt me! l:mum,i’m not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and i’ll marry whomever you want me to. lm（大喜）：nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the * said:“if your daughter haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ‘ll go and tell him.（下） l（惊愕）：what? the mayor’s son?the most famous playboy in the neighborhood？ （手中的锅 铲掉在地上）what a silly thing i have done！（下） act3 (j睡眼惺忪上) j（边走边道）：lunch! lunch! where are mysocks？ （走了几步，在地上捡起袜子）here they are！（闻一下） er! how smelly! they are still dirty！ （突然想起）lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself. （他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来）oh,i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast！（捡起地上的围 裙）this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself. jm（上）：where’s my breakfast? where’slunch?hasn’t she got up yet? j:mum, can’t you remember?lunch has gone! jm（沉吟片刻）：well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an ice girl,go and take her back! j（立正敬礼）：yes madam! act4 (j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗) a:hey you!stop and listen to us! the road is built by me！（抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上） b:and i planted one tree！（亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上） c:if you want to go by this street（欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚） ab&c:give us all your money! j（搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币）：is 1mao enough？ （三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量） a:what bad luck! this guy is broken! b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight! c:i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next * can go and rob the wedding! a&b:good idea! j（惊讶）：what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible! ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple! j:but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet！ （突然有了主意）i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’tyou? i’ll go with you. you take the money and i take the bride. b:。

校园英语短剧剧本

And It Was So 于是情况就变成了这样 prolusion: Ladies and gentlemen, do you believe in God? Today we are going to tell a story about the Goddess. Storyteller: Long ,long ago there was a goddess. She created the mule.(and the goddess pointed the mule, the mule began to move. The mule look around) Mule: who am I? Goddess: (smile)My dear, you will be a mule. Mule:Mule? What’s that? Goddess: That’s your name. And you should work whole day long. Mule: What shall I eat? You know whatever we do, we needs energy. Goddess: Grass. But I think you will be foolish. And you will live for 50 years. Mule:No, No ,No. 50 is too long for me to * you give me no more than 20. Storyteller: The Goddess thought for a while. Goddess: Er. Yes. That’s all right. Mule: thank you. I’ll try my best to finish it. Storyteller: And it was so. The next day, the goddess created a dog. Goddess: You will be a dog, my dear. Dog: You mean a watchdog? Goddess: That’s right. How clever you are! Dog: But I didn’t want to be a watchdog. It’s so boring Goddess: No, my dear. You will find it interesting. You will be a good friend with your master. And you will be submissive, too. Dog: OK. What should I eat then? You know, my dear Goddess everyone need to eat. Goddess: You will eat his table leftovers. Dog: That’s terrible! How long will I like to be this? Goddess: About 25 years. Storyteller: The dog didn’t feel well, so he said to her Goddess. Dog: Oh, my dear goddess. I’m only a watchdog. 25 years is too long for me to live. Neither the watchdog or the other kinds of dogs need it. Please take 10 years away. Goddess: Er, right. Storyteller: And it was so. The following days, Goddess created a monkey. Goddess: You are a monkey You are so clever. You shall swing from one tree to another, acting strange. Monkey: You mean I shall do acrobatic show to people and give them relaxation. Goddess: And you will live for 20 years. Monkey: Sorry, I didn’t catch what you said. You mean 20 years? Goddess: Yes. Monkey: Good heavens! It’s heavy enough. Please give me only ten years to do that. Story teller: And it was so. Finally, she created human being. He is the luckiest being that have ever been built. Goddess: You are a woman. The greatest being in the * are different from any other kind of animals. Woman: Thank you. By the way, why am I greatest? Goddess: You have brain. You can think over problem and difficulty. But you must change the world into peace, beautiful and modern. Woman: I will take your advice. Goddess: But you will live for 20 years. Woman: 20 years is so little that I can’t do more things by myself. It’s unfair. Goddess: You are telling the truth. I will give you 20 years that the mule refused, the 15 years that the dog refused. Woman: I’m genuinely sorry that it isn’t more. Goddess: Oh, I think I should give you 10 years that the monkey refused. Storyteller: And it was so. God made human being to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 20 years like a mule working carrying heavy loads on his back.(shoulder) Then, he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house for its protection and eating the leftovers; then, in his old age, to live 10 years as a monkey, acting strange to amuse his grandchildren.。