1.简单有趣的英语发言稿
Ladies and Gentlemen, Good morning! I’m very glad to stand here and give you a short speech. Man’s life is a process of growing up, actually I’m standing here is a growth. If a person’s life must constituted by various choices, then I grow up along with these choices. Once I hope I can study in a college in future, however that’s passed, as you know I come here, now I wonder what the future holds for me. When I come to this school, I told to myself: this my near future, all starts here. Following I will learn to become a man, a integrated man, who has a fine body, can take on important task, has independent thought, an open mind, intensive thought, has the ability to judge right and wrong, has a perfect job. Once my teacher said :” you are not sewing, you are stylist; never forget which you should lay out to people is your thought, not craft.” I will put my personality with my interest and ability into my study, during these process I will combine learning with doing. If I can achieve this “future”, I think that I really grow up. And I deeply believe kindred, goodfellowship and love will perfection and happy in the future. How to say future? Maybe it’s a nice wish. Lets make up our minds, stick to it and surely well enjoy our life. 中文大意： 女士们，先生们，上午好。
我很高兴在这里为大家作一个简短的讲话。 人的一生是一个成长的过程，事实上，我现在站在这里也是一次成长。
如果一个人的一生必须面临不同的选择，那么我就是伴随着这些选择成长起来的。曾经我盼望将来能上大学，然而那已经过去了，现在我在这儿，只想知道我的未来会是什么样的。
当我来到这所学校，我告诉我自己：我不久的将来都从这里开始。接着我要学习如何做人，如何做一个正直的人，并且拥有一个健康的体魄，能承担重要的任务，能独立思考，思想开放，心思缜密，有判断是非的能力，有一份不错的工作。
我的老师曾经告诉我说：“你不是在修补而是在创造；永远不要忘记你向人们所展示的是你的思想，而不是你的手艺。”我会将我的性格，兴趣爱好和能力一起融入到学习中去。
在这过程中，我边学习边实践。如果我能实现这个“未来”，我就认为我真的成长了。
并且我深信我的亲人，好朋友以及爱会使我的未来更完美，更幸福。 如何来解释未来呢？ 也许那只是一个美好的愿望。
让我们下定决心，坚持到底，那我们的人生一定能过得很精彩。 If you want to know who my famous star is .I will tell you he is * .So many reasons that i like him. He has a special voice ,but this is just such a simple *,he gives a wonderful music for all over the world. The R&B songs are soft and *,I like his eyes which appear so * plays piano so well,and I also appreciate such men which have these * last reason is no * you love someone ,you can’t control yourself. 如果你想知道我最喜欢的明星是谁，我会告诉你他是周杰伦。
我喜欢他有许多原因。他有一个很特别的嗓音，但是这只是一个很简单的原因。
第一，他给了世界一种精彩的音乐.R&B歌曲让人感觉很舒服和悦耳。第二，我喜欢他那双酷酷的眼睛、他的钢琴技术如此卓越，我总是很欣赏拥有天分的人。
最后一个原因是没有原因。如果你喜欢某人，你是不能控制自己的。
2.求一篇英文演讲或是有趣的小故事,超简单的~~
An old woman is waiting for the bus at bus station, she doesn’t take her watch with her, therefore she asked a boy when he came to her.
“Hi,boy,do you know what’s the time now?”
The boy look at his watch and then said”two to two”
“sorry?”
“two to two”
She thought the boy is joking, so she shoot to him”hey,boy,you can not say like this next time, your mother will beat you if you threat others like this.”
The boy was confused then left.
An other girl was pass by there,and the lady asked same question,”hello,baby,do you know the time?”
“Two to two”she got the same answer.
She was so angry about that and said to the girl:”I know it is two,but you don’t need to repeat it for three times,right?”
The girl run away immediately after that.
Finally the old lady saw a man, she asked again:”what time it is now?”
“Two o’clock,madam””thanks”
After that the lady realized that the boy and girl didn’t play a joke on her,it was “two to two”not “two two two”.
3.英语简单幽默短小演讲
Talking clock 会说话的钟 While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. “What is the big brass gong and hammer for?” one of his friends asked. “That is the talking clock,” the man replied. “How’s it work?” “Watch,” the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, “Knock it off, you idiot! It’s two o’clock in the morning！” 一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓，甚是得意。
“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的？”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了，那是一个会说话的钟”，学生回答。
“这钟怎么工作的”，他的朋友问。“看着，别眨眼了”，那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子，拼命地敲了一下，声音震耳欲聋。
突然，他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫，“别敲了，你这白痴！现在是凌晨两点钟了！” 这是第一篇~ A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: “God, what is a million dollars to you?” and God says: “A penny”, then the man says: “God, what is a million years to you?” and God says: “a second”, then the man says: “God, can I have a penny?” and God says “In a second” 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问：”主啊， 一百万美元对你意味着多少？”上帝回答：”一便士.”男子又问：”那一百万年呢？”上帝说：”一秒钟.”最后男子请求道：”上帝，我能得到一便士吗？”上帝回答：”过一秒钟.” Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, “Congratulations, you got twins.” The man said “How strange, I’m the manager of Minnesota Twins.” After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, “Congratulations, you got triplets.” Man was like “Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the “3 musketeers.” Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says “Congratulations, you got twins x2.” Man is happy and says, “Ironic, I work for the hotel “4 Seasons.” All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what’s wrong and he answered, “What’s wrong? I work for 7up”！ 四个好朋友在医院里碰面了，他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说：”恭喜，你得了双胞胎.”男人说：”多奇怪呀，我是明尼苏达双子队的 经理.”过了一会儿，护士过来对第二个男人说：”恭喜，你得了三胞胎.”男人很喜欢：”嗯，又巧了.我是3M公司的董事.”最后，护士跑来对第三个男人 说：”恭喜，你得了2对双胞胎.”男人很开心地说：”真令人啼笑皆非，我为四季宾馆工作.”他们三个都很高兴，但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁，咒骂上帝 并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲，他回答道：”什么不对劲？我可是在七喜公司工作呀！”这里还有：。
7.一篇简短的英文演讲稿
网上找的 不是很长 自己在改改吧 希望对你有帮助A beautiful world 环保英语演讲稿 Hello: everyone!Now I want to talk about a beatiful world! When I was young,I always dreamed that I lived in a beautiful country. There were many flowers and trees around our * counld hear the birds singing and see the children dancing. The streets were clear and the the air was very fresh! How nice it was!But that only was a dream of mine!How I wish that it would be come true! So I think we should do something to protect our environment. Everyone should make a contribution to protect the environment. Taking care of our environment is very *er you live,you can do something around your neighbourhood. Have you ever thrown any litter onto the ground?Have you ever drawn pictures on public walls?Have you ever spat in a public place?Have you ever cut down trees?If your answers are “No”,it means that you have already helped protect our environment. It is our duty to keep our envionment clean and tidy. You might ask yourself,”Have I ever picked up some rubbish and thrown it into a dustbin?Have I ever collected waste paper or bottles for recycling?Have I ever planted any trees or flowers in or near my neighbourhood?”If your answers are”Yes”,it means that you have already done something useful to improve the environment. Now I want to say :Let`s do our best to make our world more beautiful!。
8.需要一篇不超过3分钟的英语演讲稿,要幽默有趣,中英对照
A Young Idler,An Old Beggar Almost everyone knows the famous Chinese saying:A young idler,an old *hout history,we have seen many cases in which this saying has again and again proved to be * goes without saying that the youth is the best time of life,during which one’s mental and physical states are at their * takes relatively less time and pains to learn or accept new things in a world full of changes and rapid * addition,one is less likely to be under great pressure from career,family and health problems when *ore,a fresh mind plus enormous energy will ensure success in different aspects of * course,we all know:no pains,no * we don’t make every effort to make good use of the advantages youth brings us,it is impossible to achieve any * students,we should now try our best to learn all the subjects well so that we can be well prepared for the challenges that we will face in the future.少壮不努力，老大徒伤悲 几乎所有人都知道中国有一句老话：少壮不努力，老大徒伤悲.通过阅读历史，我们从一个又一个的案例当中得知，这句话被证实是真确的.不用说都知道，在青年时期，人的智力和身体状况都是一生中最好的，这也是一个人一生中最好的时期.在这个处处都不停地转变，飞快地发展的世界里，年轻使人相对地用更少的时间去学习和领悟新知.在这时，很少人会困在从事业上来的压力下，家庭和健康问题也比较小（就是说不是没有译者）.所以，一个清醒的脑袋加上巨大的能量就会成就人生中不同方面的成功.当然，我们都知道：没有挫折就没有获得.如果我们没有好好努力去利用年轻带给我们的优胜之处，那就没有可能获得任何的成功.作为中学生，我们应该做到最好去学好每一个科目，这样的话，我们就可以为将来即将面对的挑战做好准备.。
9.幽默英语演讲小短文（2分钟的）
As food is to the body, so is learning to the mind. Our bodies grow and muscles develop with the intake of adequate nutritious food. Likewise, we should keep learning day by day to maintain our keen mental power and expand our intellectual capacity. Constant learning supplies us with inexhaustible fuel for driving us to sharpen our power of reasoning, analysis, and judgment. Learning incessantly is the surest way to keep pace with the times in the information age, and an infallible warrant of success in times of uncertainty. Once learning stops, vegetation sets in. It is a common fallacy to regard school as the only workshop for the acquisition of knowledge. On the contrary, learning should be a neverending process, from the cradle to the grave. With the world ever changing so fast, the cease from learning for just a few days will make a person lag behind. What’s worse, the animalistic instinct dormant deep in our subconsciousness will come to life, weakening our will to pursue our noble ideal, sapping our determination to sweep away obstacles to our success and strangling our desire for the refinement of our character. Lack of learning will inevitably lead to the stagnation of the mind, or even worse, its fossilization, Therefore, to stay mentally young, we have to take learning as a lifelong career. 学习之于心灵，就像食物之于身体一样。
摄取了适量的营养食物，我们的身体得以生长而肌肉得以发达。同样地，我们应该日复一日不断地学习以保持我们敏锐的心智能力，并扩充我们的智力容量。
不断的学习提供我们用不尽的燃料，来驱使我们磨利我们的推理、分析和判断的能力。持续的学习是在信息时代中跟时代并驾齐驱的最稳当的方法，也是在变动的世代中成功的可靠保证。
一旦学习停止，单调贫乏的生活就开始了。视学校为汲取知识的唯一场所是种常见的谬误。
相反地，学习应该是一种无终止的历程，从生到死。由于世界一直快速地在变动，只要学习停顿数日就将使人落后。
更糟的是，蛰伏在我们潜意识深处的兽性本能就会复活，削弱我们追求高贵理想的意志，弱化我们扫除成功障碍的决心，而且扼杀我们净化我们人格的欲望。缺少学习将不可避免地导致心灵的停滞，甚至更糟地，使其僵化。
因此，为了保持心理年轻，我们必须将学习当作一生的事业。 * schoolwork【课业繁重】 In my opinion, the schoolwork now being assigned to high school students is too heavy. While it is true that students need to study, they need other things as well if they are to grow into healthy and wellrounded adults. High should be allowed more time for play. Playing is not wasting time, as some think. It gives them physical exercise, and also exercise their imagination. Which tends to be stifled by too much study. Finally, the pressure put on high school students by excessive schoolwork can cause serious stress, which is unhealthy physically and mentally. I do not advocate the elimination of schoolwork. I do think, however, that a reduction of the current heavy load would be beneficial to students and to the society as a whole. 我认为目前高中生的课业实在太重了，虽然说学生的确应当念书，但是要想长大成为健全的人，他门还需要一些其它的东西，所以应该给高中生较多从事娱乐的时间。
娱乐并不如某些人所想的，是在浪费时间，它可以让学生锻炼身体，发挥被繁重课业扼杀的想象力。此外，繁重的课业加诸在高中生身上的压力可能引起严重的情绪紧张，这对身心都有害。
我并非主张废除学校课业，但是我认为减轻目前繁重的课业对于学生和整个社会都是有益的。 *【时间】 Lost time is never found again. This is something which I learned very clearly last semester. I spent so much time fooling around that my grades began to suffer. I finally realized that something had to be done. It was time for a change. Now I have a new plan for using my time wisely. I have set my alarm clock ahead half an hour. This will give me a head start on the day. I have also decided to keep a log of what I do and when I do it. Looking back on what I’ve done will give me some ideas on how to reorganize my time. 时光一去不复返，这是我上学期清楚学到的教训。
我浪费很多时间四处游荡，以致于我的成绩开始退步。最后我终于了解到我必须有所作为；该是痛改前非的时候了。
现在我有一个明智运用时间的新方法。我已将闹钟早拨半小时，这将使我这一天的作息提前开始。
我也决定将我所做的一切及做这些事的时间记录下来。回顾我所做的事情会启发我如何重新安排我的时间。
* and Play【工作与娱乐】 Work and play do not contradict each other; in fact, they complement each other. As the saying goes, “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.” A life burdened with work leads you nowhere, for you would get tired and bored with your daily routine work. 。
10.求一篇5分钟左右 有趣的英语演讲稿
An old man and his little son were traveling with their donkeyA man and his son were driving their donkey along a country road. They saw some girls drawing water at a well. One of the girls said, “, look! How silly they are! A man and a boy are walking along beside their donkey, and nobody is riding it” the man heard this and said to his son, “you had better ride our donkey. You are light, so you will not tire our donkey.” In a little while they met three old men. One of them said, “see here! The boy is riding a donkey and his old father is walking by his side. The young boy does of take care of his old father.” And the man got on the donkey and his son walked along beside it. Now they were very happy. But soon afterward they met three women. Fastened it to a pole. They lifted it to their shoulders and carried it along to the town. When they came to a bridge, everyone laughed at them. And the donkey did not like the noise and began to kick. It broke the rope, fell into the water and was drowned. So the old man had to take his son and go home. The man said to his son, “he who tries to please everybody pleases nobody after all.”。