世界上最美的英语句子留下一句你最喜欢的英语句子说说你认为最美
I don’t wanna be Micharl Jordan,I don’t wanna be magic,I dong’t wanna be bird,I don’t wanna be any one of those * my career is over ,I wanna look in the mirror and say”I did it my way.” 这是艾弗森说过的话，我喜欢篮球，呵呵！ “我不想成为乔丹，我不想成为魔术师约翰逊，我也不想成为大鸟伯德，我不想成为那些家伙中的任何一个。
当我的职业生涯节束时，我可以看着镜子里的我，说：“我按我的方式打球。”。
急需100句有趣的英语句子（有翻译）
a bird in the hand is worth two the bush 一鸟在手，胜似二鸟在林 a blank slate 干净的黑板（新的一页，新的开始） a bone to pick 可挑剔的骨头（争端，不满） a cat nap 打个盹儿 a chip off the old block 大木头上砍下来的小木片（子肖其父） a chip on one’s shoulder 肩头的木片（自卑感，因为自卑而爱找别人麻烦；喜欢向人挑衅） a ouch potato 躺椅上的马铃薯（懒鬼） a cake walk 走去吃糕（易事） a headache 头痛（麻烦事） a knock out 击倒（美得让人倾倒） a load off my mind 心头大石落地 a nut 傻子，疯子 a pain in the neck 脖子疼（苦事） a piece of cake 一块蛋糕（小菜一碟，易事一件） a pig 猪猡 a shot in the dark 盲目射击（瞎猜） a short fuse 引线短（脾气火爆） a sinking ship 正在下沉的船 a slam dunk 灌篮（轻而易举的事） a slap in the face 脸上挨了一耳光（公然受辱） a smoke screen 烟幕 a social butterfly 社交蝴蝶（善于交际，会应酬的人） a stick in the mud 烂泥中的树枝 a thick skin 厚脸皮 a thorn in someone’s side 腰上的荆棘（芒刺在背） a turn coat 反穿皮袄的人（叛徒） an uphill battle 上坡作战（在逆境中求胜） a weight off my shoulders 放下肩头重担 ace 得满分（得到完美的结果） all ears 全是耳朵（洗耳恭听） all thumbs 满手都是大拇指（笨手笨脚） an ace up my sleeve 袖里的王牌 an open and shut case明显的事件 ants in one’s pants 裤裆里有蚂蚁（坐立不安） back in the saddle重上马鞍（重整旗鼓） back on track重上轨道（改过自新） backfire逆火（弄巧成拙，适得其反） ball and chain 铁球铁链，甜蜜的枷（老婆） beat a dead horse 鞭打死马令其奔驰（徒劳） beaten by the ugly stick 被丑杖打过（生得难看） beggar can’t be choosers 讨饭的谈不上挑三拣四 bet on it 下这一注稳赢（有把握，无疑）bet your life 把命赌上（绝对错了） better half 我的另一半 between a rack and a hard place 进退维谷（前有狼后有虎） big headed 大脑袋（傲慢，自大） bigger fish to fry 有更大的鱼要炸（有更重要的事要办） bite off more than one can chew 贪多嚼不烂 bite the bullet 咬子弹（强忍痛苦） birds of a feather flock together 羽毛相同的鸟总飞成一群（物以类聚） blow up in you face 在眼前爆炸（事情完全弄砸了） bologna 胡说，瞎说 break a let 折断一条腿（表演真实，演出成功） break the ice 破冰（打破僵局） bright聪明，灵光 brown nose 讨好，谄媚 bug somebody 使人讨厌 bull in a china shop 瓷器店里的蛮牛（笨拙的人，动辄弄坏东西的人） bump into 撞上（巧遇） burn brides 烧桥（过河拆桥） burst your bubble 扎破泡泡（打破人的幻想，煞风景） bury one’s head in the sand把头埋在沙里（自欺欺人） butterfingers奶油手指（抓不稳东西的人） butterflies in my stomach肚里有只蝴蝶（心里紧张，七上八下） buy the farm买下农场（归道山，死了） call it a night一日事毕，可以睡觉了 can’t teach an old dog new tricks老狗学不会新把戏 cash in my chips兑换筹码（睡觉，就寝） chicken鸡（胆小鬼） circle the wagons把篷车围成一圈（严阵以待） clean up one’s act自我检点，自我改进 come down in bucket倾盆大雨 come down in sheets整片整片地下（倾盆大雨） cool your lips冷静下来 cost someone an arm and a leg要花上一条胳膊一条腿（代价昂贵） count on something /doing something 这事靠得住 count your chickens before they hatch 蛋还没孵化，先数小鸡 crock 破瓦片（无用之物，废话） cross the line 跨过线（做得太过分了） cross that bridge when we come to it 到了桥头就过桥（船到桥头自然直） cry over spilled milk 为泼了牛奶而哭（为过去的失败而懊丧cushion the blow 给垫着点儿（说话绵软一点，以免打太重） cut to the chase 抄捷径去追猎物（不绕圈子，开门见山，单刀直入） daily grind 例行苦事，每天得干的苦工 days are numbered 来日无多 dead center 正当中 deadend street 死路，死巷子 A bad beginning makes a bad ending. 不善始者不善终。
A bad thing never dies. 遗臭万年。 A bad workman always blames his tools. 不会撑船怪河弯。
A bird in the hand is worth than two in the bush. 一鸟在手胜过双鸟在林。 A boaster and a liar are cousinsgerman. 吹牛与说谎本是同宗。
A bully is always a coward. 色厉内荏。 A burden of one’s choice is not felt. 爱挑的担子不嫌重。
A candle lights others and consumes itself. 蜡烛照亮别人，却毁灭了自己。 A cat has 9 lives. 猫有九条命。
A cat may look at a king. 猫也可以打量国王，意为人人平等。 A close mouth catches no flies. 病从口入。
A constant guest is never welcome. 常客令人厌。 Actions speak louder than words. 事实胜于雄辩。
Adversity leads to prosperity. 穷则思变。 Adversity makes a man wise, not rich. 逆境出人才。
A fair death honors the whole life. 死得其所，流芳百世。 A faithful friend is hard to find. 知音难觅。
A fall into a pit, a gain in your wit. 吃一堑，长一智。 A fox may grow gray, but never。
怎么用英文描述一个逗逼
逗比为我们的生活带来了无比欢乐，为了表示感谢，今天就来学学逗比用英文怎么说！
如何用英文描述一个逗比，当然，首先你可以说：
She’s funny.
她很逗。
He’s hilarious.
他太逗乐了。
但如果要分得再细一些，这里面讲究可就多了。
Talking about a normal funny person
描述一个普通“逗比”
goofy
蠢萌
如果用
goofy
来描述一个人，那这个人通常会做些蠢蠢的事情，比如跳滑稽舞，穿奇
怪的衣服，他们大概还经常犯可笑的错误。你可以把这类人叫做“
goofball
”。
witty
诙谐机智
这类人与
goofy
正好相反，他们逗乐但也聪明，且反应敏捷。
prankster
爱搞恶作剧者
这类人喜欢跟别人恶作剧，耍些把戏让对方感到困惑或惊吓。
selfdeprecating
自黑
爱自黑的逗比总是拿自己开涮，揭自己的短来娱乐大众。
Unfunny humor
无趣的幽默
Corny jokes
老土的笑话
这种笑话太傻气，说了上句，你就能猜到下句，还喜欢用一些非常俗气的双关语
(
pun
)。爱说
corny joke
的人，你可以形容他为“
corny
”或“
a cornball
”。
Lame jokes
冷笑话、蹩脚笑话
Lame joke
比
corny joke
还糟糕，或许人们对着后者还能哈哈一笑，对前者只能呵呵
了。
Screw up the punchline
包袱没抖好
如果一个人讲笑话，但是磕磕巴巴说错词，或者过早把最后的包袱都出来，你就可以
说他们“
screwed up the punchline
”。
Punchline
是笑话最后的精华部分，即中文中
的“包袱”。
unintentionally funny/unintentionally hilarious
无意识的幽默感（天然呆）
当某人明明想正经说话，听话的人却被逗得前仰后合时，我们就说他
unintentionally
funny
或
unintentionally hilarious
，无意识地就能把人逗乐，而他自己还完全不知道有
啥好笑，是不是天然呆？
Inappropriate humor
不合时宜的幽默
Dirty jokes
黄段子
“Dirty jokes”
是关于色情或不入流的如“厕所幽默”
(toilet humor)
这一类具有冒犯性
的笑话（
offensive jokes
）。
求逗比英文剧本
A long time ago and far away there lived a King and Queen .They was very happy, for their first child, a girl, had been born. “We must have a grand christening for her,” said the King, who was delighted to have a daughter. “We must invite all the fairies of the kingdom to bless her,” said the Queen. “How many are there now?” asked the King. “Twelve or thirteen,” said his wife. “Send the invitations. We’ll soon find out.” There were twelve fairies, and they were all sent invitations. A thirteen fairy had not been heard of for so long that it was presumed that she was dead. No invitation was sent. The day of the christening was sunny and bright. The Princes was named Briar Rose, and the fairies began to give their gifts. “She shall be beautiful, “said the first. “She shall be wise,”said the second. “She shall be good,” said the third. “She shall be kind,” said the fourth. The gifts continued in this way, wishing all that was good for Briar Rose. Eleven of the twelve fairies had given their gifts when the room suddenly went dark. After a great flash of light a small dark figure stood in front of the King and Queen. It was the thirteenth fairy. “Why wasn’t I invited to the christening?” she screamed. She was furious at being left out. “All the fairies of the kingdom have given their blessings. Well, here’s mine for the Princess. On her sixteenth birthday she will prick her finger on a spinning wheel and die.” Another flash of light and the fairy was gone. “But we thought she was dead,” said the King. “What can we do?” The Queen was in tears. The twelfth fairy stepped forward. There is still my gift for Briar Rose,” she said. “The fairy’s curse cannot be undone, but I can change it a little. She will fall into a deep sleep that will last one hundred years,” There was a great hubbub in the hall as everyone discussed the events. The following day the King issued a proclamation, ordering that all spinning wheels and spindles were to be destroyed. Throughout the land there were great fires as the spinning wheels were burned. Over the years, the Princess grew into a lovely girl. All who met her were enchanted by her. Eventually, the bad fairy’s wish was forgotten. All spinning wheels and spindles had been destroyed, so there was no reminder. And the fairy was not heard of again. And so, on Briar Rose’s sixteenth birthday, the King and Queen were due to arrive back from a far away visit. There was to be a large birthday party for the Princess. Briar Rose was wandering around the palace. Everyone was preparing for the party, so she could please herself where she went. As had never set foot in, she foot in, she decided to go exploring. “I wonder what is in the great South Tower,” she said. All the servants and courtiers wished her a happy birthday as she made her way across the palace. That part of the palace was very old, and there were very few people there. The base of the tower was in a corridor. The entrance was a small, very solid looking door. The key was on the outside. “It’s very stiff,”said the Princess, as she turned the key. “There! It’s open!” Stairs led up the tower in front of her .She began to climb them. Meanwhile, her parents had arrived back at the palace. “Has anyone seen the Princess?” asked the King. “Today is her sixteenth birthdaythe day when the curse may fall. Somebody must know where she is.” Nearly everyone had seen her, but nobody knew where she had been going. “She must be found,” said the Queen. “If the prophecy is to come true, today is the day.” A search of the palace and the grounds began. Meanwhile, the Princess had reached the top of the tower where there was another door. This time there was no key and the door was slightly open. “There must be a wonderful view of the rest of the palace and grounds from the window, “said the Princess. Then she heard a strange whirring sound. It was unlike anything that she had ever heard before. She pushed the door open and went into the room. There, in the middle, sat an old woman working at a spinning wheel. Behind her was an enormous bed. The wheel was making the noise. “What are you doing?” asked Briar Rose. “I have never seen one of those before, what is it?” “It is a spinning wheel, “said the old women, “Would you like to try it my dear?” “Oh. May I?” asked Briar Rose. She sat on the stool in front of the wheel and the wheel whirred round. As soon as she touched the spindle she pricked her finger. She fell to the floor in a deep sleep. The old woman, who was really the thirteenth fairy in disguise, picked her up and laid her on the bed. At that 。