六人英语简短搞笑话剧剧本(适合6个人演的英语小短剧)-爱囧网

1.适合6个人演的英语小短剧

英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） TTiger FFox RRabbit BBird FrFrogBBear Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the * now I’m very hungry. I must findsth. to eat at once, or I’ll dieimmediately. Oh, there’s nothinghere. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly) 老虎︰我是一只伟大的老虎。

我很坚强。我很勇敢。

我是森林之王。但是我现在很饿。

我必须找到某事。吃一次，否则我会立即死掉。

哦，还有这儿什么也没有。在这里不算什么，要么。

哦，我想休息一下。（睡得好） Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating 0andtelling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. Howdelicious it is！狐狸︰我是一只狐狸。

你可以看到，我漂亮又可爱。我擅长欺骗 0and 说谎。

只是现在我骗出一块肉的船员。它是多么的美味！Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal.老虎︰啊，一只狐狸。

一顿好饭。啊，一顿好饭。

Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have agood idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you？狐狸︰噢，我的上帝！我该怎么办？是的我有一个好主意。是的一个好主意。

你好！虎姐！你好吗？Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want toeat you.老虎︰不太好。我现在很饿了。

我想要吃了你。Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! Ifyou want to eat me, I will let you die right now.狐狸︰哦，亲爱的！你怎么敢这样说！我是森林之王！我是森林之王！如果你想要吃我，我会让你死现在。

Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can’t belive her. I’m the king of the forest here.老虎︰她是王。她在骗我。

我真不敢相信她。我是森林的这儿之王。

Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is theking of the forest.狐狸︰如果你不相信我，只是跟着我，看看谁是森林之王 Tiger: Ok. Let’s go.老虎︰好。我们走吧。

Rabbit: I’m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a bigturnip. Oh! It’s toohard. I can’t pull itout.兔子︰我是一只兔子。我喜欢吃萝卜。

啊，一个大萝卜。哦！太难了。

我不能把它拔。Bird: I’m a bird.鸟︰我是一只鸟。

Rabbit: Hi！兔子︰嗨！Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can Ihelp you？鸟︰嗨！在这儿干吗，兔子小姐？我可以帮你吗？Rabbit: Yes, please.兔子︰是的请。Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What canI do for you？青蛙︰我是一只青蛙。

你好！你在这里干什么？你需要什么？R&B: Yes, come on!R&B︰是啊，来吧！Frog : Ok! I’m coming！青蛙︰ Ok ！我来了！Bear: I’m a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are youdoing here？熊︰我是一只大棕熊。你好，每个人！你在这里干什么？R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are sostrong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all pulling it * come and help us.R、B & F︰来吧！加油！熊先生！你是如此强大。

请到这里来。还有一个大萝卜。

我们正在拔。请过来帮我们。

Bear: Ok! I’m coming.熊︰ Ok ！我来了。Fox: Hello, Bear！狐狸︰你好，熊！Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) 熊︰嗨，狐狸。

哦，一只老虎！（逃跑） Fox: Hello, Frog！狐狸︰你好，青蛙！Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) 青蛙︰嗨，狐狸。哦，一只老虎！（逃跑） Fox: Hello, Bird！狐狸︰你好，鸟！Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) 鸟︰嗨，狐狸。

哦，一只老虎！（逃跑） Fox: Hello, Rabbit！狐狸︰你好，兔子！Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) 兔︰嗨，狐狸。哦，一只老虎！（逃跑） Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened!They all run away！狐狸︰老虎，现在，你看到。

他们是如此害怕！他们都跑开了！Tiger: Yes, you are right. It’s true. I’m very sorry. You are the kingof the forest. That’s allright. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king. 老虎︰是的你是正确的。它是真实的。

非常抱歉了。你是森林之王。

那就算了。我会跑掉。

他是国王。他是国王。

Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnipbelongs to me.狐狸︰哇！还有一个大萝卜。现在，萝卜是属于我的。

小短剧的精髓特点有一下十点：1、精短凝炼、简洁明了。2、手法新颖、视角独特。

3、幽默为主、喜剧对白。4、制作期短、考虑成本。

5、主题专一、栏目固定。6、网络传播、影响广泛。

7、门槛不高、人人可试。8、题材广泛、不拘一格。

9、容易出手、市场急需。10、形式多元、结构紧密。

2.6人搞笑英语话剧剧本

阿甘正传的片断 FORREST (voiceover) That Momma, she sure was right. It’s funny how things work out. EXT. BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA’S MOM’S HOUSE DAY Forrest walks up to a shack on the edge of the Bayou. A group of black kids play in the front yard. FORREST (voiceover) I didn’t stay home for long, because I’d made a promise to Bubba. And I always try to keep my promise. So I went on down to Bayou La Batre to meet Bubba’s family and make their introduction. Bubba’s mother named MRS. BLUE and her other children look at Forrest. MRS. BLUE Are you crazy, or just plain stupid? FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs. Blue. MRS. BLUE I guess. EXT. BUBBA’S GRAVE DAY Forrest steps over to Bubba’s tombstone. FORREST (voiceover) And of course, I paid my respect to Bubba himself. FORREST Hey, Bubba, it’s me, Forrest Gump. I remember everything you said, and I got it all figured out. Forrest pulls out notes from his pocket. FORREST I’m taking the twentyfour thousand, five hundred and sixtwo dollars and fortyseven cents that I got。

EXT. BAYOU DAY Forrest walks across a yard where men are cleaning shrimp. FORREST (voiceover) 。 well, that’s left after a new hair cut and a new suit and I took Momma out to real fancy dinner and I bought a bus ticket and three Doctor Peppers. Forrest walks along a wooden pier. Forrest pays an old black shrimper a large wad of cash. OLD SHRIMPER Tell me something. Are you stupid or something? FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, sir. EXT. BUBBA’S GRAVE Forrest stands at the grave. FORREST Well, that’s what’s left after me saying, “When I was in China on the AllAmerica PingPong Team, I just loved playing pingpong with my FlexOPingPong Paddle.” Which everybody knows it isn’t true, but Momma says it’s just a little white lie so it wouldn’t hurt nobody. So, anyway, I’m putting all that on gas, ropes and new nets and a brandnew shrimpin’ boat. EXT. BAYOU DAY Forrest steers his shrimping boat. The boat is old and rusty. Forrest unleashes his nets as his catch of the day drops to the deck. It is a bunch of garbage and shells. Forrest picks up one shrimp. FORREST (voiceover) Now, Bubba had told me everything he knows about shrimpin’, but you know what I found out? Shrimpin’ is tough. EXT. DOCKS Forrest pulls a couple of shrimp out of a bucket. FORREST I only caught five. OLD SHRIMPER A couple of more, you can have yourself a cocktail. The old shrimper begins to walk away, then stops and looks at Forrest. OLD SHRIMPER Hey, you ever think about namin’ this old boat? FORREST (voiceover) I’d never named a boat before, but there was only one I could think of. Forrest paints a name on the side of his boat. The name is “Jenny.” FORREST (voiceover) The most beautiful name in the wide world.。

3.跪求英语六人搞笑剧本

On The Way Home回家的路上 Six high school students are walking on their way home, talking, laughing，。

六个高中生走在回家的路上，一边聊天，一边笑. A: hey, guys, what are you going to do when you get home？喂，哥们，你们放学后干什么啊？ B: I’m going to watch the soccer game * parents won’t let me watch in the early morning.I’m so mad at them. 我要看足球重播.我爸妈不让我大清早起来看.我还在生他们的气呢. All:(sing)If you’re mad and you know it stamp your feet(everybody stamps his feet) 大伙（唱）如果你知道你生气你就跺跺你的脚（跺脚） C: I think I’m going to get something to eat first. I’m so hungry. 我一回家就要找吃的.饿死我了. ALL:(Sing) If you’re hungry and you know it touch your tummy,mmm。(everybody toches his tummy) 大伙（唱）如果你知道你饿了你就摸摸你的肚皮（摸肚皮） A:(to D) what about you? A（对D说）你呢？ D:(pretend to yawn)I can’t wait to lie down on my sofa. I’m so sleepy.(yawn again) D：（装打哈欠）我恨不得马上躺在沙发上.真困！（打哈欠） All except E:(sing)If you’re sleepy and you know it take a nap(pretend to take a nap while yawning) 大伙E除外：（唱）如果你知道你困了你就打个盹（打盹） all of a sudden, A realizes E is nowhere to be found. 突然，A 意识到E不见了. A:(to F)E,where is E? A（对F说） E, F 呢？ F: I have no idea. He was with us one minute ago. 不知道呀.刚才还在啊. Eeverybody turns around looking for E. 大伙四处寻找E B: Look! there he is! (pointing ) 在那！他在那！（手指远处） C: oh oh, he is with a stray dog. 不好了，他和一个流浪狗在一起. D: I know he likes dogs. 他喜欢狗. F: but that dog looks mean. 但那狗样子很凶唉. A: we’d better tell him to stay away from that mean looking dog. 我们快叫他别理那狗. Everybody: (shouting) E! Come back! Come Back！大伙（大声叫）E！回来！回来！ B: Oh my god! He is bleeding！天啊！他流血了！ D: The dog bit him！他被狗咬了！ F: Hurry up！快过去看看！ Everybody runs to E. E moans in pain.(pretend moaning) 大伙跑过去.E 疼痛地叫着（装疼叫） ALL: (to E)are you all right？你怎么样？ E: (shakes his head and keeps moaning) （摇头，疼叫） A: let’s call for help！快叫救护.！ All: help! Help！有人被狗咬了！有人被狗咬了！ They can not find any help nearby. 附近没有人. B: Let me carry him to the hospital. 我背他去医院吧！ All: let’s go！走！ B picks up E and carries him on his back. B 背起E. They go to the hospital. 他们朝医院走去. The End 剧终不知道你们会不会唱那首歌”If you’re happy and you know it”，如果不会就照读好了.唱歌的话效果会好些.。

4.关于英语小品搞笑剧本,6人

7人的英语小品剧本，短篇 .可任选其一。

pocket money Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P) Preparation：学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景 Scene1(At Salesman’s home) N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular，（展示），I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now.（看表） First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.（边说边做） Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it！（满不在意的神情） Press, press…… Oh, my god！（鼻涕）Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀） Wow, everything is ready！糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu… S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat！（给它穿上） Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha…… C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty！（拖糖果下场） Scene2(At the school gate) N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩) （小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝）：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies！ …… M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies! A: Yeah! I think they are yummy! M: Let’s ask him. A: OK! C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急） M&A: Why? C: I’m dirty! M: No, you look nice! C: What can I do？（面向观众） Wuwuwu…（小贩将她拉在后面） S: Candies! Candies！（引诱两个女孩） M&A: How much are they? S: Do you have money？（轻蔑） M&A: Money？（对视） M:Oh, I’ve no money！（失落之极） A: Me too. S: No money? So sorry！（吆喝着走开，下场） M: What can we do now? A: Let’s ask dad for money. M: But how to ask? A: How？…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）。

5.六人演英语搞笑话剧

旁白：话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。

梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁•路德•金的演讲。（旁白暂停，邓英文“I have a dream ”）。

祝英台一心梦想出国，梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人（旁白暂停，祝英文“this is BBC….）最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别。

L: Yingtai ,I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.! Z: I love you, too! Don’t worry. Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years. L: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean. Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo 旁白：一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。 L:Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me? Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I’m calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think you’d better find a better girl. L: What? Pardon? Z: Because I’ll get married. L: Married ? to who? Z: To 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的Ma Wencai.. He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at 葵花宝典。

I love his money and I love his body. L: What are you talking about? You wait and see. I’ll give you some color to see see. I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America! Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha 旁白：祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵，他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人。于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和GRE。

当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台，他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。

I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be selfevident; that all men are created equal. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart. 旁白：一年之后，梁山伯也来到了美国，四处寻找祝英台的下落。终于在纽约街头找到他当年的爱人祝英台，而她正和马文才卿卿我我。

L:Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I’m Liang Shanbo. I’m here to kill you. Z: Liang….shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me. M: You! Get out of here. L: You! Get out of here! M：电话来了。Hello, I’m in wuhan. Ok ok I’ll come right now Z: Please don’t go. Just stay, please. He’ll kill me. M: I know! But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way.. Z: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典？ M: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典. I’m just good at 新华字典。

Z: Oh,you liar. Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh,darling, you must kill me? L: Yes, I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say. Z: (sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP三， you said you’d love me forever. Don’t kill me,ok? Shanbo. I qiu qiu ni.. L: No door! (sing) Where you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you. Z：曾经Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish * I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years. That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you. Only you.(sing) L: The only woman I want to kill is only you!! Z: Please, you know I love you. I love you just like laoshu ai dami. I want to marry you. L: hehehe Really? Z: Oh, of course. Please don’t kill me!!!! L: To kill or not to kill is a question. I don’t know. Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands. Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill? (to kill) L: You hear this. I ‘m sorry. But don’t worry , I’ ll go to heaven together with you. Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing) (sing) Z：亲爱的你别杀我杀了我你也没有好结果 L：亲爱的我也不想杀可是大家非得要我杀。

6.谁有6人英语搞笑短剧剧本

又到了每天中午吃饭的时间了，各种插队现象络绎不绝。

现在上演女生版插队 B：”好多人啊！” A：’中国的道路交通真得改改了！” B：”哎，我想到一个问题，你知道司马迁是怎么死的吗？” A：’不知道哎！” B:”LONG,LONG AGO，司马迁排队去买馄饨，因为人太多了，他便开始写>，等到他写完的时候，他前面只剩下一个人了，这时饭堂的阿姨却把出饭口给关了，司马迁就心脏病发，挂了.” A：”啊！？那我们，会不会像司马迁那样啊？ B；”不会，前面那个男生好傻哦！说不定可以玩玩他喔！” A:(A同学拍拍正在发呆的C)“同学你好帅哦！你的头发很有型哎！” B：“恩，（拼命点头）。还有眉毛很卡哇伊丫，还有还有，他长得好象周润发哦，对不对呀！ A：”不对，不对，因该是像吴克群.” B：“对哎，对哎！我是不是失明了呀？怎么没看见呢！？我真的很木啊！ C：（有些不好意思，在那儿笑） A：“所以为了更好得看清你的帅气，我们可不可以站在你的前面呢？（很崇拜的样子） C：“（已被冲昏了头脑，突然从口袋里掏出一面镜子，边照边摸自己的脸说：“呀！终于遇见伯乐了呀！这两位真是好眼力啊！想当年有一女生那是一见我就激动得在那儿抖啊！（一捋头发）可想而知我有多帅啊！” A和B（切切私语，那肯定是一冬天，那女生冷的。”

） A：“上当咧！ B：“好笨喔！赶紧端完饭盘走人喽！（接着两位走入后台） C：（还在那自恋）（接着学生会干部出场，无须配音） D、E：哈，哈，大家好，我们就是当年赤姹风云的学生会干部。 D揽着C说：“谁插队啦！（表情暧昧） C、D、E同时指着A、B A、B（马上僵在那里，B手上的书掉了下来，A手上的纸没掉）。

7.求一个搞笑英语话剧剧本（6人）

《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧）本文来自：恒星英语学习网（详细出处参考：焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC) Prologue (J作被打状跑上台，内砸出一卷纸筒，J被打中，狼狈不堪) J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger，（小声）whilemy wifeisWuSong. （指着上台处的门大声道）I’mnotafraidofyou！（内砸出一脸盆，J接住当成盾牌护着头）Then,I’mafraidofwhom? *raverthanme, .AllthisIdonotcare. *isnot!！（内又砸出一卷纸筒，击中J） MyGod!Whocanhelpme？（下） Act1 （序幕结束时，JM作窃听状） JM（拄拐棍上）：Ican！（对门内）Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou? L（扎着围裙，拿着锅铲，从门内跳出来）：I’mhere!What’supmum? JM:I’“ dearestmotherinlaw”. L:OK.inlaw,what’sup? JM:.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Neverinterruptme! L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny, daylong,cookingandwashing. and…… JM:! L（生气地挥动着锅铲）：Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou？（开始解围裙）Goandaskyour son.I’mleaving！（扯下围裙，扔在JM的脸上，下）。

8.6人搞笑英语话剧剧本加翻译

FORREST (voiceover) That Momma, she sure was right. It’s funny how things work out. EXT. BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA’S MOM’S HOUSE DAY Forrest walks up to a shack on the edge of the Bayou. A group of black kids play in the front yard. FORREST (voiceover) I didn’t stay home for long, because I’d made a promise to Bubba. And I always try to keep my promise. So I went on down to Bayou La Batre to meet Bubba’s family and make their introduction. Bubba’s mother named MRS. BLUE and her other children look at Forrest. MRS. BLUE Are you crazy, or just plain stupid? FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs. Blue. MRS. BLUE I guess. EXT. BUBBA’S GRAVE DAY Forrest steps over to Bubba’s tombstone. FORREST (voiceover) And of course, I paid my respect to Bubba himself. FORREST Hey, Bubba, it’s me, Forrest Gump. I remember everything you said, and I got it all figured out. Forrest pulls out notes from his pocket. FORREST I’m taking the twentyfour thousand, five hundred and sixtwo dollars and fortyseven cents that I got。

这是有趣的事情怎么工作。分机。

河口啦BATRE /布巴的妈妈的家——的一天福勒斯特走到一间小木屋在边缘的河口。一群黑人孩子踢前面的院子。

福勒斯特（画外音）我没在家待太长时间，因为我犯了一个保证布巴。我总是努力保持我的承诺。

所以我就下到河口啦Batre满足布巴的家庭和使他们的介绍。布巴的母亲给布鲁太太和她的其他孩子看，福勒斯特。

布鲁太太你是不是疯了，还是天生就这么蠢？福勒斯特蠢人做蠢事，夫人蓝色的。布鲁太太我猜一猜。

分机。布巴的坟墓——天福勒斯特步骤到布巴的墓碑上。

福勒斯特（画外音）当然，我也去看望了布巴本人。福勒斯特：嘿，布巴，是我，福勒斯特•甘普。

我记得你说的一切，我让所有事情都盘算好了。福勒斯特从口袋里掏出笔记。

福勒斯特，我将花二万四千、五百和六十二美元和美分，我得到……47个分机。河口——天福勒斯特横跨一个院子的男人都是清洁虾。

福勒斯特（画外音） ……嗯，这是一个新发型后留下的和新衣服，我把妈妈去豪华晚宴而我买了车票和三个医生辣椒。福勒斯特沿着一个木制的码头。

福勒斯特一个老黑shrimper支付一大把的钞票。老SHRIMPER告诉我一些。

你是蠢还是什么？福勒斯特蠢人做蠢事，先生。分机。

布巴的坟墓福勒斯特站在坟墓。福勒斯特好，那就是后留下的我、说、“我中国乒乓球队，我AllAmerica而已我喜欢打乒乓球，FlexOPingPong之中。”

，每个人都知道这不是真的，但是妈妈说的话吗这只是一个小小的善意谎言，这样它就不会伤害到任何人。所以，无论如何，我把所有的气体、绳子和新的网、全新的shrimpin的船。

分机。河口——天福勒斯特steers虾船。

他这只船是古老而生锈。福勒斯特释放他的网作为他钓的一天滴到甲板上。

它是一堆垃圾和贝壳。福勒斯特捡起一个虾。

福勒斯特（画外音）现在，布巴曾告诉过我所有他知道的关于shrimpin ‘，但你知道我发现吗？。

9.求一个搞笑小品,6人表演,要求台词带有简单英语

话剧可以不？6人英语话剧小剧本小红帽Little Red Riding Hood 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum：（妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood：（唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,*e, mummy. Mum: Byebye. Darling. 第二场：在路上（一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁） Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！（放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. （做找东西状，东张西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？（做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼） Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辫子，天真地回答）To Grandma’*a is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I’ ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：（和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞） Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you? Six Ducks:We’ re * you. Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma’*, I must go, bye. Six Ducks:Goodbye. 第三场：Grandma家 Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）

Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. （做找寻的样子）Where is Grandma’ s house？（高兴地对观众说）Aha , it’s here.（敲门）Bang, Bang, Bang. Grandma: Who is it? Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma：（边说边起床） Come in, come in. Wolf：（得意洋洋地走到床边） Grandma , I’ll eat you. Grandma：（惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy!I’ll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：（高兴地敲门）*a. Wolf：（装扮成Grandma的声音） Who is it? Little Red Riding Hood:It’s me。

Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf:Come in, Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步）Oh! What are big ears! Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf:I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand. Wolf:I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：（从床上跳起来说）I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter：（一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场）Where’s the wolf? Look! A door.（推门）The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：（发出呼呼的响声） Hunter：（端起枪想打，又放下）What a big stomach！（摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma：（从桌子上拿来针线） Little Red Riding Hood：（搬来几个石头）One, two, three. Hunter：（把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里） Grandma: I’ll thread it. Hunter：（拿起枪）Woke up! Wolf：（起床，两手托着大肚子）My stomach is so heavy. Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：（边跑边说） Help! Don’t shot me! Hunter：（开枪）Bang, bang! Wolf：（应声倒下） Hunter: The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you. Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）： Thank you。