1.2人英语小品剧本2分钟
Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.
老师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了。
Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what’s the biggest in the world?
老师：彼得！你说说，世界上什么最大？
Peter: Well, well。.eyelids。.
彼得： 嗯……嗯……眼皮……
Teacher: What?Eyelids?
老师：什么？眼皮？
Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.
彼得：是的，老师。因为我眼睛一闭，眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了。
2.简短的2人英语短剧
英语小品剧本文章列表
[英语小品剧本]英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） 佚名 0817
[英语小品剧本]【7人英文话剧】花木兰 Mulan 佚名 0520
[英语小品剧本]英语话剧剧本 Pygmalion By Georg… 1127
[英语小品剧本]THE MASK 面膜 未知 1127
[英语小品剧本]英语话剧剧本 《新梁祝外传》 未知 1127
[英语小品剧本]音乐剧：Peter and the Wolf （彼德与狼） 潘彩英 1127
[英语小品剧本]The Gifts （礼物） 潘彩英 1127
[英语小品剧本]英语短剧：Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 尚丽娟（… 1127
[英语小品剧本]英语话剧剧本●傻子春天 佚名 1127
[英语小品剧本]英语小品 Another day in paradise 佚名 1127
[英语小品剧本]英语短剧剧本孩和他的树 佚名 1127
[英语小品剧本]防空洞英文剧本 佚名 1127
[英语小品剧本]Learn to love 佚名 1127
[英语小品剧本]Big words of western tour （大话西游） 佚名 1127
[英语小品剧本]英语剧本 魔豆 佚名 1127
[英语小品剧本]英语剧本 买药 佚名 1127
[英语小品剧本]英语话剧剧本貂禅 佚名 1127
[英语小品剧本]The Pocket Money 佚名 1127
[英语小品剧本]英语剧本买药 佚名 1127
[英语小品剧本]英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》 佚名 1127
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3.英语2人小品剧本带翻译
An English play Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King 悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。 I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。
小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I … 老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。 Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。
老头在一边叹息，擦泪。唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。
悟空：师傅，到了。Master, here we are.唐僧（走到老头面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从 东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight？老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。
（别过脸去继续哭泣） Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please …… 唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女儿，救救我们一家啊。
Master, please save my daughter, save my family… 唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事慢慢说。Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened？老头：高僧有所不知，我们这里有一只猪精，今天要来跟我女儿成亲，大家都斗不过它，现在正 准备把女儿送出去逃避 Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all afraid of him. 唐僧：施主莫怕，我这徒弟本领高强，也许他能帮上你们。
Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.老头：唉，高僧啊，以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅，结果都被这猪精打跑了。今天你们就躲着 别出来了吧。
Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight.悟空：噢，有这么厉害的妖怪？我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来，外面发生什么事，都不 用管。
What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.这时起了风声（音乐），老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖。小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。
悟空镇定 地举手示意，让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。自己也手搭凉篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲 在了门后，露出一段红袖子。
猪八戒大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我来了。Darling, here I am.站在台上停一下，见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。
八戒：小娘子还害羞呢，不敢出来见老猪吗？来，来，来，我们就要是夫妻了，还害什么羞呀。Darling, don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple. 猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的 模样。
八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我虽然长得丑，但本领高强，一定会让你过上好日子的。Darling, don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I can make you happy. 小娘子笑着点头，抓耳挠腮。
八戒：小娘子，你高兴的时候干嘛要像猴子一样？Darling, why do you look like a monkey ？小娘子：我一高兴就觉得痒，所以就抓一抓。When I am happy, I always tickle.八戒：高兴就好，高兴就好。
我们快入洞房吧。Fine, let’s go to the bedroom.八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面钻。
小娘子作出动脑筋的样子，又把八戒拉回来。八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力气啊，干嘛把我拉出来啊？Darling. Why are you so powerful？小娘子：夫君，你这模样进去会吓着我的父母的，还是去你家里吧。
Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go to your home.八戒：去我家？那太好了，我们这就走吧。Go to my house?OK. that’s a great idea. Let’s go.两人走了几步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的样子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的样子。
小女子：我一个弱女子，哪里能走这么远？夫君背我吧。I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back？八戒：背你？好，好，好。
谁让你是我的媳妇呢？Carry you on my back? All right. You’re my wife after all. Come on.八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我们这就出发了。Darling, Let’s go.小女子（在八戒头上一点）：走吧，呆子。
Okay. Let’s go.音乐响起（直到八戒摔倒）。八戒在台上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的样子。
小女子在他背 上抓耳挠腮，非常高兴。八戒：小娘子，你怎么这么重啊？Darling, why are you so heavy？ 小女子：不是我重，只怕是你不想背我吧？Do you think so? Don’t you want to carry me？） 八戒：不，不，不，我背，我背。
Yes, I do. I do. 继续艰难地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。
八戒体力不支，一跤摔倒。
4.求二人英文幽默短剧 4到5分钟
Will power意志力 Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)classmates 地点：Scenein the college dorm大学宿舍 Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is * came back from a morning jogging.M: hi, Dan, what are u doing?D: I am playing war craft.M: Where is Tommy?D: Shiiiii!M:What? What’s the matter?D: Don’t u see? He is still sleeping.M: My goodness! I can’t believe this! It’s almost nine. He got to get up now. Don’t u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow’s oral class?D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft. M: You’d better stop playing right now. We don’t have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up!T:five more minutes, *: No way, Jose. Time really * still have a lot to do. Hurry up.T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don’t know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.)M: Guys!!! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don’t stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners.D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u.M: That’s more like it. We need will power.D and T: what is will power?M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do. D: You mean like trying not to play war craft? Mike: right. T: you mean like trying not to stay up late?M: * turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the * minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their *: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work?Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back *: No! No! No! Let’s finish our work first before we do anything. We need will power!Danny and Tommy: that’s true. We need will power! We listen to * end。
5.2人英语简短搞笑剧本
(At Salesman’s home)
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular，（展示），I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.（看表）
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.（边说边做）
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it！（满不在意的神情）
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
6.2人英语短话剧剧本
Narrator: When Stephen came back to the museum, Raf and Peg were sitting sad on the floor and didn’t say anything. Stephen opened the box and handed it to *n: Look what I found. (He said slightly.)Raf: (He unwrapped the paper on the skull dispiritedly, but soon an amazing smile stretched through his face. Peg also looked at the bones surprisingly.) (He whispered.) “Patagonytus puerti.”Scene 4 〈Another Miracle〉Narrator: Time flies. It has been one month since Stephen helped Raf and Peg in the museum. Today is the last day that Raf and Peg stay in Taiwan. They eat lunch in a fastfood *: I spoke with our friends in Argentina this morning. They are very *: (with happiness) Why… （She turned to Stephen, who was eating a hamburger.） Hey, Stephen, you’re awfully quiet. What’s wrong?Stephen: (looked sad) Well, I’m just thinking about what I’m going to do after you leave for *: Oh, what? (slammed down her drink) Raf, didn’t you ask him?Raf: (embarrassed) Eh…I forgot… （Peg looked angry.）Stephen: Ah, excuse me. What are you talking about?Raf: Sorry, Stephen. I forgot to ask you: How would you like to come to Argentinafor a month to continue drawing for us?Stephen: (jumped to his feet) Let’s do it!!! The End。
7.2人英语短话剧剧本
Narrator: When Stephen came back to the museum, Raf and Peg were sitting sad on the floor and didn’t say anything. Stephen opened the box and handed it to Raf.
Stephen: Look what I found. (He said slightly.)
Raf: (He unwrapped the paper on the skull dispiritedly, but soon an amazing smile
stretched through his face. Peg also looked at the bones surprisingly.)
(He whispered.) “Patagonytus puerti.”
Scene 4 〈Another Miracle〉
Narrator: Time flies. It has been one month since Stephen helped Raf and Peg in the museum. Today is the last day that Raf and Peg stay in Taiwan. They eat lunch in a fastfood restaurant.
Raf: I spoke with our friends in Argentina this morning. They are very excited.
Peg: (with happiness) Why… （She turned to Stephen, who was eating a hamburger.）
Hey, Stephen, you’re awfully quiet. What’s wrong?
Stephen: (looked sad) Well, I’m just thinking about what I’m going to do after you leave for Argentina.
Peg: Oh, what? (slammed down her drink) Raf, didn’t you ask him?
Raf: (embarrassed) Eh…I forgot… （Peg looked angry.）
Stephen: Ah, excuse me. What are you talking about?
Raf: Sorry, Stephen. I forgot to ask you: How would you like to come to Argentina
for a month to continue drawing for us?
Stephen: (jumped to his feet) Let’s do it!!!
The End
8.急需英语两人短小小品剧本（2到3分钟的）最好反映校园生活的,五年
BOSSY: Whiskey! Give me whiskey! DAISY: No more whiskey. You’ve drunk too much. Now go to bed to have a rest. BOSSY: Just wine is enough… OK! If you don’t take it, I’ll get it myself! DAISY: No way! You mustn’t do that. BOSSY: You old witch! DAISY (cry):Help! NOISY: Shall we go to the park? LAZY: Good idea! CRAZY: That sounds really good. But you see, we are not sure if your father will let us go out, so you’d better ask him first. LAZY: Yes, you’re right. Let’s go to ask him. LAZY: Daddy? BOSSY：……… LAZY: You look so handsome today… LAZY： …and very kind. And I think if you let us go to the park. You’ll be the best father in the world. BOSSY: Really? OK. Go ahead. DAISY: Stop！…Both of you can go, no problem, but Noisy must stay here. NOISY: Well. I just want to go with them and then do my housework. DAISY: Yes, you mustn’t go anywhere until all the work is finishes. LAZY: But I want her to go with me! You see, if I go there without her, then I won’t enjoy myself! CRAZY: Why? That sounds really strange! You said you cannot leave her, why is that? She is only a maid! LAZY: Shut up! You don’t understand at all. She is, she is my GF! CRAZY: What! I… BOSSY: You are only ten! How can you have two GF? Yes, when you declared that Crazy is yours, I have no attitude —— That is because her family is a rich one—— DAISY: Then we saw you buy chocolate for her, take her to the cinema. BOSSY: And I’ve already fed up.You had been fired. This is the wage for today, now go to take your package and go away. NOISY:……Peacock flies to southeast. And there is a wander once five miles. LAZY: You cannot do that Dad! You cannot… CRAZY: Shut up! BOSSY: Go, can’t you hear? Go to the devil! LAZY: OK, Dad, if you determined to drive Noisy away, I’ll go with her. Don’t be afraid. Let’s go together. DAISY: Oh dear, what shall we do then? BOSSY: Whiskey! Give me whiskey！ 没有。
9.关于圣诞节2人简短英语小品剧本
旁白：在很久很久以前，有一个叫XX的王国，里面住着国王一家人，还有若干仆人，但是，国王和王后没有孩子…… 王后祈祷状：神啊，请赐给我一个皮肤像雪一样白，嘴唇像血一样红的孩子吧~PS：我要男孩！ 旁白：神听到了王后的祈祷，于是，派了一只乌鸦叼了一个婴孩给王后。
乌鸦上场：傻瓜，傻瓜，傻瓜……（龙套过场，丢下一婴孩） 王后惊喜的喊：阿娜答，快来看看，这是上天赐给我们的礼物啊~ 国王上场：哦，我的上帝，真是个美丽的孩子，亲爱的，我看我们就叫他XX吧~ 王后反对：不，我觉得叫XX更好听。 国王伸手：那好吧~老规矩！ 王后和国王猜拳：石头、剪子、布！ 王后雀跃的看着孩子：哦也~亲爱的XX，以后你的名字就叫XX了哦~（XX的我很汗啊~） 国王宣布：为了庆祝我老来得子，我要宴请天下臣民，来啊，摆个三天三夜的流水席！ 某财政长官哭喊着上：陛下，我们要工资！ 国王一挥手，财政长官被士兵拖下。
国王沉思状：看来还是光请些重量级的人物就好了…… 旁白：于是，国王和王后邀请了被称之为“十三点”的仙女组合，来为公主洗礼。 仙女1：我赐予小公主和我一样无与伦比的美貌！（旁白：呕吐~） 仙女2：我赐予小公主无与伦比的智慧，就像我一样！（旁白：8+8=？ 仙女2不假思索的回答：27！） 仙女3：我，我赐予小公主，无，无与伦比的，口，口才……（旁白直接上来贴橡皮膏） 仙女4：我赐予小公主像我一样的温柔性情，哦活活~（三段式大笑~） 仙女5：我赐予小公主善良的心！（阴险的拿起草人，我钉我钉我钉钉钉~） 仙女6：我赐予小公主正直勇敢的心！克塞前来拜访！（或者代表月亮惩治罪恶，也可以~关键是动作！）（旁白：啊，蟑螂啊~ 仙女6：救命啊~瞬间跑没影了~） 仙女7：我赐予小公主永远也不变形的身材！（大象的照片就此走过~） 仙女8：我要赐予小公主美妙的嗓音！（后台响起锯床腿的声音~） 仙女9：我赐予小公主永远也花不完的金钱！（国王点头中：还是这个实用点~） 仙女10：我会保佑小公主永远受到人民的爱戴！ 仙女11：我会赐予小公主幸福！ 仙女12：我要赐给小公主我们“13点”组合的思维逻辑！哦活活~（众人企求状： ……ya ma da……） 仙女13：我要赐予小公主…… 旁白：正在最后一位仙女要赐予小公主祝福的时候，突然之间电闪雷鸣，世界发生了异变（语气异常的沉重~） 不明人物1登场：为了防止世界被破~~坏 （抖几声~） 不明人物2：为了维护世界的和~~平 （继续抖~） 1：换之爱与真实的邪恶 2：可恶又讨厌的反派角色！ 1指着自己：x魔女 2同样指着自己：跟班儿…… 1&2拥抱在一起：我们是穿梭在xyz中的x组合！！ 1伸出手臂做期待状：黑洞，黑色的明天在等着我们！ 乌鸦跑龙套：就是这样！傻瓜~傻瓜~ 旁白惊恐：大事不好了，万恶的魔女出现了！ 魔女（一手指天一手指地，做唯我独尊状）：这么大的一个宴会居然没有邀请我这个宇宙间第一玉树临风、英俊潇洒、风流倜傥的魔女？！ 国王：那个，是因为您老老搬家，所以…… 魔女手一挥：辩解无用！既然大家都送了小公主礼物，那我也来送一样吧~（当当当当~跟班敲手鼓ing~）小公主确实无忧无虑的生活着，但到了16岁生日那天，她就会被一根香蕉给噎死，哇哈哈哈哈~~~噎死吧~~~ 旁白：停停停，不是应该被纺车给扎死吗？ 魔女：你家有纺车吗？ 旁白：木有！ 魔女：都什么年代了，换点花样吧~ 旁白：但是…… 魔女（威胁）：我说是噎死的就是噎死的，你再废话，我咬死你哦~ 旁白苦大仇深状：于是，可怜的公主就这样被可恶的魔女诅咒了！ 魔女欢快的：你是风儿我是沙，缠缠绵绵绕天涯……（退场~） 国王和王后担心的：怎么办啊？我可怜的孩子居然被诅咒了…… 仙女13：请不要担心，我的祝福还没有送出呢？ 国王：那你为什么不送呢？ 仙女13羞怯的：因为我这里的热线比较忙~ 王后：请仙女赶快解除魔女的诅咒吧~ 仙女13：好吧~我所给的祝福就是：小公主会在16岁生日那天被一根香蕉噎着，但不会死去，而是沉睡，直到一个真心爱着她的王子出现亲吻她一下，那时小公主就会醒来，并且永远幸福的生活下去。
国王：为什么不一下子解除魔女的诅咒呢？ 仙女13双手交握：因为这样比较浪漫啊~ 众人上来一阵狂踩：打你个有虐待倾向的…… 旁白：暴力场面请自动忽略，时间过的飞快，一眨眼，公主已经16岁了，她真是又美丽又善良，家中闲妻良母的典范啊~ 公主跳着上场：我是女生，漂亮的女生~ 先发一半，后面的再说~找人算帐去 Voice: In the long, long time ago, there was a kingdom called XX, which is home to the King family, there are a number of servants, but the king and queen had no children 。 。
Queenlike prayer: Oh God, please give me a skin as white as snow, lips as red as the blood of children bar ~ PS: I want a boy! Voice: God heard the Queen’s prayer, then, sent a crow Diao had a baby to the Queen. Crows play: Fool, fool, a fool 。 。
(bitpart player off the market, leaving a baby) Queen surprise shouted: Ana A., come take a look, this is a gift God has given us ah ~ King of play: Oh, my God, is 。