1.求一简单搞笑的英语两人情景对话
A:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?
B:Sure.
A:What is your father’s name?
B:Happy!
A:Then, What is your mother’s name?
B:Smile!
A:Are you joking?
B:No! That’s my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census
staff?
A:Of course not.
B:Go ahead.
A:OK. Your name is Kidding!
2.简短的2人英语短剧
英语小品剧本文章列表
[英语小品剧本]英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） 佚名 0817
[英语小品剧本]【7人英文话剧】花木兰 Mulan 佚名 0520
[英语小品剧本]英语话剧剧本 Pygmalion By Georg… 1127
[英语小品剧本]THE MASK 面膜 未知 1127
[英语小品剧本]英语话剧剧本 《新梁祝外传》 未知 1127
[英语小品剧本]音乐剧：Peter and the Wolf （彼德与狼） 潘彩英 1127
[英语小品剧本]The Gifts （礼物） 潘彩英 1127
[英语小品剧本]英语短剧：Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 尚丽娟（… 1127
[英语小品剧本]英语话剧剧本●傻子春天 佚名 1127
[英语小品剧本]英语小品 Another day in paradise 佚名 1127
[英语小品剧本]英语短剧剧本孩和他的树 佚名 1127
[英语小品剧本]防空洞英文剧本 佚名 1127
[英语小品剧本]Learn to love 佚名 1127
[英语小品剧本]Big words of western tour （大话西游） 佚名 1127
[英语小品剧本]英语剧本 魔豆 佚名 1127
[英语小品剧本]英语剧本 买药 佚名 1127
[英语小品剧本]英语话剧剧本貂禅 佚名 1127
[英语小品剧本]The Pocket Money 佚名 1127
[英语小品剧本]英语剧本买药 佚名 1127
[英语小品剧本]英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》 佚名 1127
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3.2人英语简短搞笑剧本
(At Salesman’s home)
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular，（展示），I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.（看表）
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.（边说边做）
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it！（满不在意的神情）
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
4.英语双人情景幽默对话
原发布者：黑执事太久了
男：Hello,I’mBen.？女：Sure.男：Whatisyourfather’sname？女：Happy！男：Then,Whatisyourmother’sname？女：Smile！男：Areyoujoking？女：No!That’smysister!*ay,areyouacensusstaff？男：Ofcoursenot.女：Goahead.男：*g,I’*ujoinus？女：Sure,Ben.I’dlovetobeinaband男：OK,good.?.女：Piano?Idon’.男：Whatareyougoodat？女：Ising..男：SodoI.？女：Well,.男：Really?Whatdoeshelike？女：Heprefersquietmusic.男：*utHarry?Heplaystheguitar,doesn’the？女：Yes,.男：That’sOK..女：？男：Whynot？女：,Ben？男：Oh,.女：whatisit？男：I’mnotamusicianandIcan’tsing.女：Areyoujoking？男：No,that’syoursister’*
5.搞笑英语两人话剧 简单点容易读的 别人容易找到笑点的~~ 话剧 求救
A Soldier’s Brilliant IdeaMr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. He found all of them had already had been taken except for one. There was a soldier sitting in the seat beside this one, and Mr. Robinson was surprised that he had not taken the one by the window; but, anyhow, he at once went towards * he reached it, however, he saw that there was a notice on it. It was written in ink and said, “This seat is preserved for proper load balance, thank you.” Mr Robinson had never seen such an unusual notice in a plane before, but he thought that the plane must be carrying something particularly heavy in it, so he walked on and found another empty seat, not beside a window, to sit * or three people tried to sit in the window seat beside the soldier, but they too read the notice and went on, when the plane was nearly full, a very beautiful girl hurried into the plane. The soldier, who was watching the passengers coming in, quickly took the notice off the seat beside himself and in this way succeededin having the company of the girl during the whole trip.英语幽默：士兵坐飞机有美女陪伴的高招由于生意方面的事，罗宾逊先生得出趟门。
因为有点紧急，他决定坐飞机。乘机旅行时，他喜欢靠窗坐，故而一登机，他就寻找一个靠窗的座位。
他发现只有一个靠窗的座位还空着。在那空座位边坐着一名士兵。
令罗宾逊先生纳闷的是，这位士兵没有坐靠窗的位置。罗宾逊先生不管那些，他马上径直朝那个空座位走去。
然而，等到了那儿，他看见座位上有则启事，是用钢笔写的：“为保持装载平衡，特预设该位置，谢谢合作。”罗宾逊先生还从来没有在飞机上见过如此不同寻常的启事。
不过，他想飞机上一定装了什么特别重的物品，于是他找了个不靠窗的位置。又有两三个乘客试图坐在那个士兵旁的靠窗座位上，他们看到那则启事就走开了。
当快满座时，一位非常美丽的姑娘匆匆走进机舱。一直在注意进舱旅客的那个士兵赶紧拿掉他旁边空座位上的启事。
士兵用这种办法，成功地找到了一位姑娘一路作伴。2、1、I have said it a hundred times, we need team work,always seek the best in others. The purpose of this trip , is to train our team in a real situation and to test our new members . Those deserving special praise are the little leaf and four eyes. Although new to the trade, they try hard, they have not only surpass themselves, but even the old guard here。
“说了多少回了，要团结，眼睛要看这别人的长处。这次出来，一是通过实战锻炼队伍，二是考察新人，在这里我特别要表扬的是小叶和四眼。
两位虽然刚刚入道，做人啊， 不但突破了自己， 也超越了在座的前辈。2、This century most expensive commodity is talent.“21世纪什么最贵？人才！！！3、An organization without discipline.“有组织，无纪律。”
4、First my gaze toward the moon, but the moon shines on the ditch.“我本一心向明月，奈何明月照沟渠”Who knows me understand my needs, I’m a mystery to he who know me not .“真是知我者谓我心忧，不知我者谓我何求啊”5、I can’t stand you armed robber types, no technical skills what so ever.“我最讨厌你们这些劫匪了，一点技术含量都没有。”6、I can reliably inform you that, uncle lee is very angry. The consequences will be severe。
“我可以很负责地告诉你，黎叔很生气，后果很严重。
”7、I was reckless, I was reckless,never thought that girl would play me。
“大意呀，大意呀，想不到被一丫头片子玩儿了。”Father’s ThingsWhen Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as his father, so he began to borrow Mr. Howard’s clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the *. Howard did not like this, and he always got very angry when he found his son wearing any of his * evening when Tom came downstairs to go out, his father stopped him in the hall. He looked at Tom’s clothes very * he said angrily, “Isn’t that one of my ties, Tom?””Yes, Father, it is,” answered Tom.”And that shirt’s mine too.””Yes, that’s yours too,” answered Tom.”And you’re wearing my belt!” said Mr. Howard.”Yes, I am, Father,” answered Tom. “You don’t want your trousers to fall down, do you？”父亲的东西汤姆.霍德华十七岁的时候，长得和父亲一样高了，于是当他晚上和朋友一起出去时，就开始借父亲的衣服穿。
霍德华先生可不喜欢这样，当他发现他的儿子穿他的衣服时，总是非常生气。一天晚上，汤姆下楼准备出去，父亲在门厅里拦住了他。
他细细打量着汤姆的穿着。然后他气呼呼地说：“汤姆，那不是我的一条领带吗？”汤姆回答说：“是的，父亲，是你的领带。”
“还有那衬衫也是我的。”。
6.求一简单搞笑的英语两人情景对话
A:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?B:Sure.A:What is your father’s name?B:Happy！容A:Then, What is your mother’s name?B:Smile!A:Are you joking?B:No! That’s my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff?A:Of course not.B:Go ahead.A:OK. Your name is Kidding!。
7.英语短剧（要短的）二人
狼和小羊
a lamb lives one side of the fense, a wolf is in the other, one day the lamb is thirsty, and the wolf has a bottle of water.
lamb: i am thirsty, i want to drink the water~
wolf: no, you can not!
lamb: why? i am thirsty~
wolf: the water is mine
lamb: if you give me the water, i will tell you a secret.
wolf: what secret?
lamb: after you give me the water.
wolf: do’not cheat on me~
then gives the bottle to the lamb
lamb: ok, a pig will go to the hill in the evening
wolf: ok, i will go and eat it!
then the wolf goes to the hill
but a hunter lives there and shot the wolf.
篱笆的两头跟别住着小羊和老狼，有一天小羊渴了，老狼有一瓶水.
小羊： 我渴了，想喝水~
老狼： 不给！
小羊： 为什么？我真的渴了~
老狼： 水是我的！
小羊： 你要是给我水，我就告诉你一个秘密.
老浪： 什么秘密？
小羊： 你给我水我才告诉你呢！
老狼： 你可别骗我！
然后就把水给了小羊.
小羊： 一只小猪今天晚上要到山上去~
老狼： 好吧~我去把他吃了~~
老狼于是就跑到山上去了~
山上住着一个猎人，把老狼打死了~
8.急需一篇英语话剧稿,2人,初中水平,幽默搞笑
The Gifts （礼物）英语剧本 Mon.: Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eightyseven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’t leave much for saving. In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been his father’s and his grandfather’s. The other is Della’s long beautiful hair. D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents. D: I I I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim. (At the shop—“Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”) D: Will you buy my hair? M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK? D: All right. But please give it to me quickly. M: Here you are. Twenty dollars. D: Thank you. Bye. M: Bye. Mon.:Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home. D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim’s watch. When he sees it he must be very happy . (Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . ) J: You? D: Jim. Don’t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn’t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don’t mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say “Merry Christmas!” Jim, and let’s be happy. J: You’ve cut off your hair? D: I’ve cut it off and sold it. It’s sold. I tell you sold and gone, too. It’s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you. J: Well , Della. Don’t make any mistake about me. I don’t think there’s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package . D: What ? J: Look at it yourself. You ‘ll see. D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months! J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rimsjust the color to wear in your beautiful, hair. D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim. J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first. D: Jim, you don’t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I’ve got for you. Can you guess? J: I’m sorry. I won’t guess. D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn’t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You’ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it . J: Della, Let’s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They’re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let’s have our supper. 翻译如下： 礼 物 旁白：明天是圣诞节，但是德拉觉得很难过，因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物，她只有1.87美元，他们一个月只有20美元的收入，那很难再从中省钱了。
事实上，德拉和吉姆有两件让他们引以为豪的宝贝，一件是吉姆的金表，那是从他祖父和父亲那里留传下来的，还有一件是德拉那一头棕发，又长又美丽。 德拉：生活对我来说很困难，虽然我很多个月以前就开始存钱了，我仍然只有1.87美元。
德拉：我……我……我不得不剪了头发去卖掉，那样我就能得到一些钱去买礼物给吉姆了。 （在店门口，写着“夫人：我们买各种各样的头发”） 德拉：你买我的头发吗？ 夫人：是的，我们买各式的头发，把你的帽子脱下来，让我看一下你的头发。
哦，很美的头发，很好的发质，20美元，行不行？ 德拉：好的，但是请你快点把钱给我。 夫人：给你，20美元。
德拉：谢谢你，再见。 夫人：再见。
旁白：德拉在街上逛了2个小时，然后她在一家金店止步，进去买了一条金表链。现在德拉正在家里。
德拉：哦，多么漂亮的金链子，我想那一定跟吉姆的手表很配，当他看到它的时候，一定会很高兴的。 （突然门打开了，吉姆走了进来） 吉姆：你……？ 德拉：吉姆，不要那样看着我，我剪了我的头发并卖了，因为我无法度过一个我不送你圣诞节礼物的圣诞节，吉姆，它会长得很快的，你不会介意的，是不是？我必须这么做，我的头发长得很快的，这你是知道的，说：“圣诞快乐！”，吉姆，让我们高兴起来。
吉姆：你剪了你的头发？ 德拉：我剪了头发并卖了，它被卖掉了，我跟你说它被卖掉了，没有了！现在是圣诞节前夜，对我好一点，吉姆，那都是为了你。 吉姆：哦，德拉，别误会我，我想我不会因为你剪了头发而对你的爱就减少了，我知道，那是为了我，看看这个包裹。
德拉：什么？ 吉姆：你自己看吧！你会明白的。
9.求4分钟左右的英语话剧、2
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of * you,sir.I’m hungry to die.B:get away,get away,dirty man.A:sir,sir!!B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don’t have money,either.C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn’t he?D:yes,yes.A:but。
.sir。.please listen to me。
..B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.D:yes,yes!!E:sir!you lost your wallet!can’t you be more clever?F:good morning,everybody.I’m a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thinga chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to *,I will intenview the two nozzy man.B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.F:I’m sorry to tell you this man has been * needn’t take notice of * me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn’t you tell him he lost his wallet?A:I’m sorry,I don’t know how to speak “钱包” in english。
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect * that all right,chair?E:yes,yes.C:ai,men is so silly.D:don’t believe us,it is just a fairly tale.A（衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新闻记者 B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前 A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。B：（厌恶）让开，让开。
（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了） A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B） B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了） C：他真愚蠢啊 D：是啊是啊（D点头附和） A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆） B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼） C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~ D：是啊是啊 与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。
A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。
于是F就报道了这一事件。F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲…… F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。
是吗，椅子？E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头） C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。D：谁让这是一个童话呢…… 可以么？。